'http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Deepak-Chahar-c1355 will change the world'
Many Indian bowlers have had sensational debuts and beginnings for their International careers however, somewhere down the line; they have simply faded into oblivion. The reason for this rather abrupt decline of Indian bowlers might lie with the Indian fans
themselves. In fact, it is amazing how the average Indian fan can even tolerate the mind numbing advertisements and promotional campaigns by Indian cricketers.
If ever one was to visit http://www.senore.com/Cricket/MS-Dhoni-c2028 will be found applying some hair gel dressed up like James Bond in a hair
gel advertisement, Yuvraj will be found praising a deodorant and how it keeps away underarm sweat, http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Irfan-Pathan-c1601 or Harbajhan will be found endorsing some tire company and how it stops
with total security even in the wet.
India have found an absolutely brilliant bowler, with the potential of strengthening their bowling line up considerably. He managed to take 8 wickets in seven overs, giving away just 10 runs to dismiss http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Hyderabad-c792 for 21 runs that too in his first class debut
in the Ranji Cup. This is the lowest total ever scored by a team in Ranji trophy history. The Hyderabad innings lasted for just 78 minutes as their batting line up was completely annihilated by the swing bowling of this young prodigy, Deepak Chahar. No Hyderabad
batsman could reach double figures as the innings lasted for 93 deliveries.
So, what do they have to do to ruin this budding young cricketer? The recipe is not hard. They simply have to hype him up a little. The hype has apparently worked for most young Indian bowlers who have made their way into the side. Munaf Patel, Sreesanth,
Balaji, Irfan Pathan and RP Singh are the examples of just a few young Indian fast bowlers that made it to the side however their bowling prowess waned after little time as they effectively made their journey into the depths of oblivion.
All the hype gets just a tad bit frustrating when the IPL season takes place which is preceded by bollywood actresses in flashy seductive dresses shaking their booty for their respective clubs during promotional campaigns. It does provide great eye candy
to the viewer who certainly does not anticipate what is to happen next as a sweaty Indian cricketer comes forward l*****g his lips. The viewer pukes his guts out.
With Indian cricketers managing to make preposterous amounts of money from being hyped up in the Indian media it is then no wonder that many talented young players are successfully ruined.
So, my dearest Indian cricket lovers what do you have to do when you next see Deepak Chahar?
Glorify him. Idolize him. For he is clearly the best bowler the world has ever seen. In fact, the world is rather an understatement; he is the best bowler of the universe. He is like Obi Von Kannobi from Star Wars. He could save a sinking ship from perpetual
disaster and his glare would send tremors down the spines of invertebrates. Yes, Chahar is just phenomenal. He has the passion of Mr. Larwood, the ball movement of Spofforfm, the mind baffling staggering accuracy of Mr. Dev, the nose of Mcgrath, the pace of
Akhtar, the endurance of Holding and the magic of http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Wasim-Akram-c96292.
He is all in one. The saviour of humanity. The frog prince that kissed a princess into a frog. The prince charming that stole the thunder of Shrek. He changed the diapers of http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Javagal-Srinath-c66513. There never will be another bowler like him. He will change the
world. Look him up on YouTube, and once you do stick your boot right into the burgeoning career of Mr. Chahar. He will truly appreciate it.
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