Deepest fortunes from fortune cookies

Question

is there a website i can find the cutest and deepest fortunes?

Answer 1

I dunno, but I've lost all faith in fortune cookies O_o.  I was having a really bad day *boyfriend left for boot camp for 3 months at the very least, almost got in a crash, learned that the mechanic didn't fix my car during it's 2 week stay in the shop, Walgreen's completely destroyed my pictures and blamed it on me, had to go into work last minute, I was like crazy emotional and majorly stressing* and my usually optimistic disposition went south.

Anyway, I went to a China King or something like that with my grandparents, and my fortune said "Your day will be filled with sunshine and happiness" O_o

My head hit the table.

Lol, I laugh now, but then it was more of kill me now please.