Definitions of project team members. Do you agree

Question

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to Produce a baby .

and lastly...

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby

Answer 1

You are surely PTM. Can I join your team?

Answer 2

ha ha yep! Funny

Answer 3

sounds right....

Answer 4

I don't get it.