A man and his wife went to see the cardiologist at a local hospital about some test results because the man had been have acute chest pains. Upon arriving a nurse instructed the man to go to the waiting room and the woman to go to the doctors office saying that the doctor needed to ask the woman a few questions.
The woman enters the doctors office and sits in a chair next to the desk.
"Now there is some good news and some bad news maam," the doctor begins, "the bad news is your husband has a condition that will make him incapable of even the smallest activity, the good news is that you are the cure, if you wash his clothing every day, cook him a good meal, give him a spongue bath, and make sure he never has to lift a finger again he should live a long and prosperous life."
The woman appears to think for a few seconds turns to the doctor and says, "I see".
She gets up and walks out of the office, walks to her husband and throws her arms around him with tears running down her face.
"Oh God," her husband says, "what did the doctor say?"
"Your going to die," responds his wife.
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