Did Adam Masturabte?

Question

Did Eve?

Answer 1

Yes. Repetitively and Furiously.

Answer 2

If they did indeed exist (very unlikely possibility) then the chances are they did, masturbation is natural (though certain *ahem* oppressive religions have attempted to control this natural behaviour previously in history).

Answer 3

I believe they were as slick as Barbie and Ken dolls until they got that fruit thing going...

Answer 4

No need to...

In addition to the Tree of Knowledge, there was also a Tree of o****m.

No self-stimulus required.

Answer 5

Adam masturbated but made Eve swallow.

Answer 6

If I was alone in a forest with the only male on earth, probably not

Answer 7

you bet

Answer 8

No. Lubriderm had yet to be invented.

Answer 9

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Answer 10

the Bible says they lived to be like 500 im sure adam did beaucse once a girl gets to 50 she kind of loses her lust. i bet when he was around 425 he used alot of lotion and tissue while spying on the other girls. who happened to be his daughters.

Did i take it too far again. i think so

Answer 11

before or after he ate of the tree of knowledge of good and evil.