Did d**k Chaney get an invite to Republican Convention?

Question

Why didn't we hear his name or see his picture at the convention...maybe The Maverick is trying to keep his evil brother and his cousin the president away from the house

Answer 1

No he was not invited.  They were afraid he might shoot someone in the face.

Answer 2

They were afraid Sarah Palin would shoot him in the face.

Answer 3

Hurricane Gustav was a gift to the Republicans.  Bush and Cheney were scheduled to speak in person on Monday night, but the storm curtailed the events.  Bush resorted to a satellite feed but Cheney was in his undisclosed bunker and couldn't be reached for comment.  

Answer 4

the invitation he received was to stay the h**l away.

Answer 5

Nope..he and the new VP ..will go hunting after Nov 4..and she will learn how to shoot lawyers in the face..and he will learn what a moose is ..and that Sara is one hot VP...