Did Humpty Dumpty jump - or was he pushed?

Question

Did Humpty Dumpty jump - or was he pushed?

Answer 1

What did the Kings men do after the couldnt put him back together again?

Did they eat him?!

Answer 2

he fell

Answer 3

Humpty scrambled up the wall and was  egg-cited to be sitting there but unfortunately it was boiling hot day and it fried his brains so he fell off into a very hot puddle of water, which of course..........poached him. Poor Humpty!

Answer 4

It was murder I tell you! He was going to give a report on how there were not any bread soldiers of mass destruction around threatening all other eggs, but this wasn't what the stinky-eggy-government wanted Him to tell people so they pretended he killed himself! The day before his big report - i don't think so! Mr Dumpty was MURDERED for political gain!!!

Answer 5

Who cares. He should never have been on that wall in the 1st place.

He shoulda know it was dangerous, being an egg and all.

Answer 6

he fell as far as im concerened

Answer 7

neither. he "fell".  

Answer 8

sori couldn't say...i wasn't there.. but assume he rolled being an egg an all.  Eggs don't normally stay in one place too long.  Try them on your kitchen bench and see how far they get  

Answer 9

He rolled off

Answer 10

He fell,  

Answer 11

of course he was pushed!!

Answer 12

yay for conspiracy theories!

Answer 13

he FELL!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the king's horses and all the king's men

Couldn't put Humpty together again.

Answer 14

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty dumpty had a great <u>FALL!!!</u>

fall - fell

aint that hard ;)

:)

Answer 15

He had to fall - otherwise it wouldn't rhyme.

Answer 16

Pushed definitely,his Gert was after the insurance money.

Answer 17

mrs dumpty pushed him - the b*stard was having an affair!!!

Answer 18

He Was Pushed By A Spitting Lama

EVIL SPITTING LAMAS