Did I rise to the challenge from Will shakesspeare ?

Question

Should I compare thee to a week in summers, pay

or should I give it all up and call it a day

thou art very lovely yet appearing celibate

though one was loose according to my mate

sometimes too hot this lambskin codpiece

it would seem this time that I have been fleeced

By the end of summer thy will not fade

with all the burgers and lemonade

nor lose possession of thy Louis vitton bag

the going rate for a a bloojob and a shag

nor the death of my semi lying in the shade

will come back to life no matter should thy bade

there will always be a place for a dusky asian

I just hope that I can rise to the occasion

Answer 1

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Answer 2

Lol; that was hilarious!  If its not considered plagiarism, which it might be of course, I think you might be able to make a career out of redoing famous poems like that by adding a comical twist.  It's creative, and has mass appeal.  Some huge fans of certain poems might not like seeing their favorite literature changed, but others might enjoy it since they know the rhyme and rhythm and meter etc. of the poems with which they are so readily familiar.  Well done; and if you redo any others, be sure to post them!

Answer 3

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate:

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And summer's lease hath all too short a date:

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,

And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;

And every fair from fair sometime declines,

By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;

But thy eternal summer shall not fade

Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;

Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,

When in eternal lines to time thou growest:

      So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,

      So long lives this and this gives life to thee.

Answer 4

yep  he is right  on the blue..

you see  them  as collectors items *

  only an artist   can represent them self *

   I owned that dream,,

gave it up.. its  sort  of

the spot  one can get in*

as i never shopped in my life

for the sake of  name brand *

I always  searched  Rembrandt *

Tou-louse-lautrec  *

  i will never  fade  away *

Picasso *  

feel like  choco-cream pie *

Guess I will Settle for Rubens *

Answer 5

Great, The Next 'Shakespeare'....LOL...!!