Did I run over a frog in the road?

Question

Cruising down the glossy, black deserted road I noticed a lone frog sitting. He was sitting more like a dog than a frog reclining on his hind frog legs in the middle of the lane. He was glossy like the road, my car headlights reflected off of his slick body. I almost saw--or probably did see--him too late. He looked me in the eyes. I swerved to the right. I didn't look back to know whether my maneuver was successful. If so, I wonder if Mr. Toad is still sitting in the middle of the road.

Answer 1

HaHa. you cheered me up. (I hope you're kidding!) otherwise then, poor frog!

:)

Answer 2

BE HONEst are you really stressing over this?

Answer 3

You didn't see him, he was the same glossy as the road, but you said he looked like a DOG. You ran over a DOG and your mind is telling you it was a frog so it seems less of a crime and you can maybe exonerate yourself by saying it was dark and shiny like the road. I mean some dogs have shiny coats but this is ridiculous.

Answer 4

By swerving I think the chances of hitting it went up to a high degree.  If you drove straight over it, it would've gone straight under the car and be fine.

Answer 5

You hit him, but he didn't die.

He was never birthed.

Solipsism

Answer 6

aww poor thing, you should have checked your tire or the floor to see if he was smashed..wait okay whats your question??? is it that you squuished the poor toad or are you telling us an interesting story? LOL im confused

Answer 7

you just crippled him.

Answer 8

Naw, you just served dinner to a bunch of hungry crows.