Did Lord Percy invest in American banking stock?

Question

Poor chap seems off his feed lately.

Answer 1

yes it is true, Lord Percy has lost it, i put it down to the Calvados ?

six ruddy bottles a week you know, i beleive Princess Adriana and Lord jordan are visiting him this very eve, mind you they are enough to send any one to drink!.

as for Rotter, he did get Lord Percy to purchase his so called Rock Solid shares whilst dowsing him with Gin, Calvados and Absinth ?

ruddy man was a mess i can tell you..he would have bought any thing that night...in fact i thought i saw Rotters old chamber maid in the kitchen...sneaked in a crafty one there Rotter old bean?

Answer 2

He's got shares in Northern Rock.

Answer 3

Er...yes I did and yes I invested heavily in Northern Rock, only on the say so of Rotter the prick and Shaftworthy

Answer 4

I believe he lives in France so no doubt had some investments with Société Générale too.  It appears his fortune may be under some rogue trader's mattress somewhere.  Come to think of it, Rotter's water bed seemed bouncier than usual last night.

Answer 5

Quite the jape I played on him with that Northern Rock swindle I sold all my share's before giving him a tip they were about to hit it big again. Cheers Gorden. I think he wants more than that £50 I owe him now. Tip top.