Did McCain really kill Abe Lincoln??

Question

I just answered a question on here that said"y do u think McCain assasinated Abe Lincoln??".....i knew he was an old hag but i didnt know he was THAT old.....do you think he did?? thanx for ur time:)

Answer 1

Oh yay! We should totally vote for Mccain. Our economy will drastically plummet to its death and we'll all be drafted into war! Everyone else in the world will hate us too and will continue to interfere with other countries' affairs and let Americans become homeless and not have health insurance. YAY!  

Answer 2

Actually, I have it on good authority, It was McCain's son. :)

Answer 3

No!  McCain was too busy laughing at "Our American Cousin."  

Answer 4

no but he held the door open for Booth

Answer 5

No.  He is too nice a guy to do that.  However I have been told by some rabid liberals who do not have democratic ideals that he was a loyalist and fought against George Washington in 1780.

Answer 6

Well, along with George H.W. Bush and L'il George he may have killed Lincolns ideals. But I doubt he is that old. But on the other hand all three may have Tory blood from the Revolution they believe so much in elitism......