Did Prince Fielder get a hold of some bad Lettuce

Question

Did Prince Fielder get a hold of some bad Lettuce before the game or did he have a whole carrot lodged in his throat when he attacked Manny Parra?

I'm the nosy neighbor that Yost spoke of, I want to know what Parra could have possibly done to get the goat of Fielder OR has Prince come down with Mad Lettuce Disease?

Answer 1

He is an ignorant person thats all.

Answer 2

Nah, I Think He Had Ingegestion From All Those Happy Meals He Had, Which To His Suprise Did Not Make Him Joyful Whatsoever

Answer 3

No, I just think his fat got to him.  Maybe he was having a seizure or something...

Answer 4

Yes, Fielder is quite large. But yall need to get off his swag. He's in the majors and you're not

Answer 5

Fielder thought that Parra was a hamburger and tried to eat him.