Did RADICAL FEMINISM just cause my cat to cough up a HAIRBALL? Follow my logic below!?

Question

Most radical feminists are women.

Most cat owners are women.

Cats cough up hairballs.

Therefore, radical feminists cause hairballs.

What? Do you doubt my logic? It is the same kind of logic used here often to prove radical feminisms causes pedophelia, warts, male impotence, unwanted camel-toe, litter-box odor, and many other things.

Please feel free to name all the things that you think are caused by radical feminism, although, please keep in mind that women are just children, so they cannot be responsible for all the harm that they cause.

Uh, oh. I'm lost in a logic circle.

Of well, you get the question.

Please answer in logic problem order all the major tragedies caused by radical feminism. This is a homework assignment. Please show your work.

Thanks,

Answer 1

By your logic, most radical feminists are cat owners.  I doubt this to be the case -- there are probably a lot of radical feminists who don't have cats, because being a radical feminist probably takes up a lot of time and may make it harder to be a cat owner?  That seems at least as logical as your statements, so let's go with that.

I wish I could draw a Venn diagram here for you easily.  Just because most radical feminists are women, and most cat owners are women, that doesn't necessarily mean that the fraction of women who are both radical feminists and own cats is very large in comparison to the fraction who are only one or the other.

Nowhere in your statements do you imply actual causality.  The factors you mention could be related, or they could be completely unrelated.  Without support for some kind of correlation between your items, you really just have three simple sentences written down.  Congratulations on being able to string 4-5 words together to form a correctly-structured sentence?  That's pretty impressive for a troll.

Cats do sometimes cough up hairballs.  I can't argue with that one.

Answer 2

No friend, cats l*****g themselves causes hairballs. Women being cat owners just facilitates it happening in certain houses. And the male cat owners?

Back to logic school for you.

Answer 3

Unfortunately your thoughts are anything but logical! If you could provide a reputable source to prove any of these statements I might be a little more understanding. First I am not a radical feminist..however thinking that they cause hairballs is called a "slippery slope" fallacy. Second I find it interesting that you view women "are just children." You just lost your entire female non-radical feminist audience..... Good luck with that.

Answer 4

Those darn feminists!  You really should medicate your cat.  Hairballs can be dangerous.

Answer 5

Sadly, there are so many trolls that I don't think people get that you're kidding.

Answer 6

I understand your logic.

God is love.

Love is blind.

Stevie Wonder is blind.

Stevie Wonder = God.

Answer 7

Your logic is point on.  Feminism also caused all the earthquakes, mudslides and tidal waves in the last century.  They also caused the hole in the ozone by neglecting to vacuum up the dust in their house and that dust went up and ate a hole in the ozone layer.  All because some women didn't do their housework.

Answer 8

Radical feminists came into my house and killed my parents, and sexually abused my sister. Then they stole all my belongings, burned them, and laughed about it. They made me watch all this too. Here's an artist's depiction of what their leader looked like: http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawl...

I am currently in 5 day a week counseling, but they say I may never fully recover from this horrific experience.