Did anyone ever figure out why the chicken crossed the road?

Question

Did anyone ever figure out why the chicken crossed the road?

Answer 1

I thought everyone knew that.  It was to get to the other side.

Answer 2

Yes. Because it was his democratic right.

Sorry for assuming it was a he and not a she.

Ps- and no **** here-

I actually saw a chicken stood by a crossing at trafic lights. mad as fek!

Answer 3

thats because the bank robbers told it to go to the police with instructions on what to do if it wanted to see its family live....the chicken thought about it and decided to cross the road....then the police and the bank robbers began a ferocious gun fight....while the chicken was crossing the road....thus they mutilated the chicken....and it was never seen...this is the reason why today some people say that the chicken crossed the road....and others say it didnt...the truth is that it got about half-ways....

Answer 4

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE !!!!!!!!!!!

OR

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Funny Answers to a very old joke

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

PARIS HILTON:

Huh?

ARISTOTLE:

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BUDDHA:

Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

THE BIBLE:

And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the road and there was much rejoicing.

BILL O’ REILLY:

To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

HILLARY CLINTON: I’m glad my staff asked you to ask me that question. I chaired the senate chicken investigation which sought to determine exactly why this is happening and what we can do to stop it. I have a great deal of experience with chickens. I’m also very very likable and nice, isn’t that right Mom?

DARWIN:

Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

EINSTEIN:

Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken is a matter of relativity.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON:

The chicken did not cross the road. It transcended it.

JERRY FALWELL:

Because the chicken was g*y! Isn’t it obvious? Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the “other side.” That’s what “they” call it: the “other side.” Yes, my friends, that chicken is g*y. And if you eat that chicken, you will become g*y too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like “the other side.” That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It’s as plain and simple as that.

FREUD:

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES:

I have just released the new Chicken Visa , which will not only cross roads, but will also lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; and compete with Apple’s Smooth Eagle.

GRANDPA:

In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:

To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.:

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

MACHIAVELLI:

The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

KARL MARX:

It was a historical inevitability.

PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH

Finally, a question about something I know about. Down at the ranch in West Texas, we used to hunt chickens and they’d run across the road, where my brother would run over them with a truck.  That’s what you call resourcingfulness, and I’m full of it.

JERRY SEINFELD:

Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn’t anyone ever think to ask, “What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway? What is wrong with that chicken?

DR. SEUSS:

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road but why it crossed, I’ve not been told.

Answer 5

Ill just answer for the points xD to get to the other side...and that sparrow dude, thanks for the laugh xD

Answer 6

chickens are actually very smart extra terrestrials that are trapped in a form with which has been taken control of by us humans.

In desperation to end their bad predicament, they try to kill themselves by accidentally walking in front of cars.