Did time travellers REALLY kill JFK?

Question

Yesterday my teacher told me that people from the future killed JFK. My question is...since time machines can only go forward, and since they werent invented until AFTER JFK was killed, then how is that possible??

Answer 1

i would reccommend asking this question to a therapist, and then to the large gentlemen in white coats that offer to show you to a nice room surrounded by pillows.

Answer 2

Who ever told you that are kooks.  Everyone knows that JFK was killed by aliens hired by fidel castro and the USSR and were paid with American blonde actresses.  Good grief, the things their teaching kids in school these days!!

Answer 3

I hope you are just blowing smoke out of your ---.  I'd sure hate to think that there are people out there who believe some of the stuff they put out here.  Too many comic books when you were a kid?

Answer 4

Ask the principal. He/she may be interested in hearing about what your teacher is teaching.

Answer 5

Actually time machines were invented about a week before JFK's death and people of the future got their hands on the only one in existence at the time. Contrary to what others may have told you, time machines can easily go back in time as well as forward. This is a confirmed fact. BTW, does your teacher do drugs?

Answer 6

And I thought Tinker-Bell was behind it  all this time.

Answer 7

While I'm reasonably sure that time machines don't exist, (Magic Time Machine Restaurants not withstanding,) I am sure that at least one of us in this discussion is on something.

Which one of us is debatable.

No, wait, it's me. The toothfairy just appeared in my living room; she needs my fillings to pay off a debt to the Easter Bunny so he can by some sticky green from the Great Pumpkin.

Oh, yeah, time for bed.

Answer 8

No,,th deed was done by Oswald. He was a really good shot.

Answer 9

your teacher is crazy

Answer 10

tell ur teacher that pot and cocaine are illegal and that the principal should sit in on one of your classes and give your teacher their opinion of what the bird brain is teaching