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Did you ever go home and find a bear had broken your chair, eaten your porridge and was asleep in your bed?

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No, but I woke up to my cat reading the morning paper in a pair of my pants.
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yes it happens all the time. Goldilocks is my cousin lol
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she wasnt as hairy as a bear but as feisty as one
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twice actually. it was disturbing. the i shot that bear. right in the face. it fell like a rock, called it a *****, and spit in its face. and yelled... "BABY BEAR AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!!!"
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No goldilocks.#
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Yeah!

All the time!

It's crazy!

Why do they do that???

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All the time
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this just happened to me yesterday, I was so outraged.
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lol ive woken up to find something resembling a bear in my bed before yeah, but i dont eat porridge
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WELL I WAS THAT BEAR!!! HAHA!
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only it wasn't a bear, it was my neighbor and he was having s*x with my naughty magazines
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All the time but it always turns out to be just my Dad
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How dare you talk about my dad that way!!
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No. But there was this one really weird time when I went to my Grandma's and she had gotten really hairy and had the worse case of dog breath ever.
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haha yea it is a big problem where i come from (england) they just think they can come in here and take what they want well not any more i set up a trap it should stop them right in there tracks i am runing out of chairs i will have to order cheap ones of ebay soon.
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are you serous it just happened today for like the 5th time....... freken bears pissin me off
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Frequently, usually on a saturday night, I am married to 'The Bear'!!
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no that has never happened to me but i find a wolf dressed up like an old lady in my bed all the time.
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Yes I did! But I was asleep at the time.
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no, but i got drunk once and when i woke up my mates had given me goldilocks.

took ages to grow it out.
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no but went to work and all my co workers were monkey and my boss was a bear smoking a stiff
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No. However I awoke one morning to find a big pink elephant had stole all my money, was sick on my clothes and took a dump in my mouth.
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Yes! And yesterday I pricked my finger on a spinning wheel and fell asleep for a hundred years!
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no but i found my do taking a number 2 on my toilet reading my morning paper wearing my glasses.
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No but i came home to find daddy bear shagging goldilocks.
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It happens.
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No I have not!

Nice to meet you goldilocks.

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Yup then i found goldilocks taking her morning dmp.
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No but my chihuahua peed on my rug, my husky pup had chewed through the phone cable and my male husky had raided the bin.
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I hate when that happens! Happened twice last week!
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I think you only have this sort of trouble with "bears" in certain districts in San Francisco.
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