Did you ever have a really embarrassing moment...?

Question

...of the deadpan variety? For example, one lady I know had a habit of complaining out loud about peoples' breath. One day, while we were at a doctors' office waiting room, someone's breath was especially tart. Even I thought it would be lingering on my clothes and in my hair once we left. As usual, she made a scene about it.

And then the lady next to us said: "would you like a piece of gum?"

The room was dead silent after that, and I never heard her complain about other peoples' breath again LOL.

How about you? Have you ever seen or experienced something like that?

Answer 1

Ok, so about two weekends ago I hooked up with this girl I know from the last school I went to. We stayed in touch a little, and we both had a long weekend, so I got a ride from a couple girls at my NEW school, up to her area, she picked me up, we had a good weekend of nonstop *******.

Fast forward to Monday morning, she's giving me a ride back to the drop-off point for ride #2, which is 4 hours away. We show up a half hour early or so, and she makes the comment "I wish we'd left later so we could've had time for you to nail me again."

*zzzzzzzzzzzip* in the parking lot of a Ruby Tuesday's restaurant. We're both pants-less in her car. I gave her what she said was the first o****m she ever had that wasn't self-administered. So now it's my turn, and this girl gives the best ******* ******* in the world. I know what I'm about to receive is up there with the Nobel peace prize.

Anyway, she gets going two hands and a mouth, and I've got my eyes rolling back in their sockets, and my head burrowing into the headrest as zero-time approaches rapidly. I guess I should've been paying more attention, because a family had walked out of the restaurant, and were apparently parked right next to us. It's a family of four. Mom, dad, older daughter, and a cute little (probably) four year old boy. I open my eyes because I hear a noise and behold the four year old looking in the window. Oh ****. Oh ****. _OH **** I AM COMING!!_

I fired off a few million unborn souls, some of which wound up in her mouth, some on her dashboard, most of it in her hair when she turned to see what was going on. Meanwhile this kid has gotten into the car, and apparently the parents didn't see, somehow. But you know damned well that kid waited a few minutes in uncomfortable silence before asking:

"Mommy? Why was that man stabbing that woman in the face with his p***s?"

Answer 2

I was in an upscale restaurant with some friends and an aquaintance of mine. The aquaintance started to inspect the silverware on her place setting when we were seated and because there was a little speck of something on her fork she asked for a new fork even before everyone was seated. I thought oh great this is going to be fun. When the waiter returned to take our drink order she again made a louder complaint that no one had replaced the fork. I thought "geez it could wait we're not even eating yet". Anyway the waiter said he would bring one just as soon as he could. So next thing we know we're being served our drinks and the waiter is asking if we are ready to order. Again this woman complained about STILL not receiving a clean fork. He said  "ma'am I promise you I am on top of that." So we all ordered. When the food was served she again made another scene because she still had not been given a clean fork. Finally I had, had enough so stood up...calmly walked over to a vacant table and took a place setting off the table and gave it to her. She looked me square in the face and said..."How do you know this one is clean?" I thought "OMG is she for real?" so then the waiter comes out with her new fork and sees she has one already and then states "Oh wow, guess you didn't need one after all" and walked away. It was classic. The look on her face was priceless, not to mention I was on her list by the time we left the restaurant but I didn't care. Everyone at the table thought I was great for doing what I did and no one blamed me for doing it either. I am just surprised I was the only one that thought of it. Oh well.

Answer 3

oh man, i think i had one of the most embarrassing moments ever..till today i have not worn a dress yet..so two years ago, i went to a wedding..so in the wedding all the really hot guys were standing around the back of the of the wedding hall by the bathrooms, so me and my friend were both wearing those gorgeous dresses and high heels so we went to the bathroom to freshen up and show off on the guys, so i used the bathroom and we got out, we walked like models and when we got back to where our other friends were at, one of my friends called me over and i went to her, she told me that ( you know how a dress has two skirts, one under and one on top), so one corner of my top skirt which was thin was stuck inside my underwear, which held both the top skirt and the bottom under my underwear, so i was soooooooooooo embaressed that i just wanted to die!!!

i never got up to dance again the whole night!!

so yeah, everyone in the world has embarrasssing moments!!