Did you know about Mahatma Gandhi?

Question

As you know, he walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him ( Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Answer 1

He said:

"An eye for an eye...

Makes the world look funny because nobody has eyes"

Answer 2

Too bad he never met my friend, supercaliforniasurferexpertontheocean

because I was afraid to surf

when I was just a lad,

my father took my board away

and told me I was bad--you're bad!

Then one day I heard a word that every surfer knows

the longest word I'd ever heard

and this is how it goes--OH!

Super California surfer, expert on the ocean

Even if most of them do no wear suntan lotion

If they hit a wave too hard, they're always in the motion

Super California surfer, expert on the ocean

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Good one. Lol :D

Answer 5

ohhh...that is hilarious! thank you!

Answer 6

Har har har

Answer 7

That made me laugh. Good job. Have to appreciate a so horrible it's funny joke every now and again. Thanks!

Answer 8

not so funny man........

Answer 9

Yes.

Bring on the dancing penguins!!!

Answer 10

pee'n on my pants

Answer 11

lol it's so funny my toesies are laughing =D

Answer 12

the sound of that is quite atrocious