Did you know that Liverpool striker Dirk Kuyt attempted suicide?

Question

Apparently, he put a gun in his mouth and shot.

But he missed.

Answer 1

just like in front of goal

that's sad to hear though

Answer 2

I'll hand you your coat, terrible joke.

Answer 3

Rafa probably rotated his bullets around in the chamber, as he always does.

Answer 4

Nice one , sliced the bullet over the top of his head.

Answer 5

yeah, just like when he was in a penalty box about to shoot and missed too.

Answer 6

As if....may be more believable if you had a source

Answer 7

That isn't a surprise. Doesn't he always miss?  

Answer 8

lool hes crazy

Answer 9

I think some of these people are missing the point that it's a joke. Bit harsh using suicide though, isn't it?

Answer 10

Cruel......but deliciously so.

http://www.eatsleepsport.com/liverpool/s...

They just cannot get rid of him.

Answer 11

thats kind of juicy man. WHO TOLD YOU THAT:?

Answer 12

@fennec - I think the asker is missing the point....jokes are meant to be funny..!!!

Answer 13

i think thats a bit sad because he is a good player.

Answer 14

yeah....even the gun got scared of his ugliness and decided not to shoot him