Did you know that if you admit that you went number 2 in your pants, your boss will let you leave work early?

Question

i'd suggest you do it at about 10 am... at that point you've already shown up for work and gave a good effort...

Answer 1

I have to think of something else. That might turn my boss on

Answer 2

Yep.........you should see what happens when you get the runs. An entire wardrobe.......woohoo

Answer 3

Us ladies don't have to go to that extreme.

I just mention I'm having female issues and he let's have as long as I need. :)

Answer 4

.........soon it'll be old and you'll have to do the 2 in your boss' pants

Answer 5

Haha

Answer 6

why not puke on him too, you may get a whole week off...or your @$$ kick

Answer 7

Will it still work if I just fake it? I don't think I can fully commit to that plan, but I like the potential results.

Answer 8

Have you tired it?

Answer 9

Will it work for high school?

Answer 10

The blood all over the chair works too.

Answer 11

haha no

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Answer 12

Wow. I'll have to try it sometime.

Answer 13

LOL! Thanks for the tip. ;D Haha.

Answer 14

If you have to lie about taking a **** in your pants...man..maybe that isn't the job for you and you need to rethink your line of employment.

Answer 15

Actually he let you leave because he is afraid of someone who would go number 2 in their pants.