Did you know that it is John Presott's birthday today would you like to send him a message?

Question

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/2008/05/31/exclusive-john-prescott-s-tribute-to-his-devoted-wife-89520-20589714/

Answer 1

Yep.

Happy birthday, fatty and thanks for nothing.

Answer 2

happy b day 2 jags.....

Answer 3

Yeah, the next time you go walkabout, John, put on your boxing gloves, okay?

Answer 4

no

Answer 5

Bring me a G&T, Two Shags and make it snappy!

From his cruiseship days

Answer 6

who is john prescott???

Answer 7

i'd just like to say i hope he enjoyed his cakes.......

happy birthday .....

Answer 8

Leave the pies alone

Answer 9

Happy birthday John, eat my shorts, then thow up,

                                                            Love Homer xx

Answer 10

Aw, good ol' John.

I only live across the river from him, so I reckon I'll take a moment out of my day to drop a bag of flaming dog poo off on his doorstep.

He should like that.

Answer 11

many happy returns - thats bulimia for you!!

Answer 12

Have 3 gateaux, 6 gallons of lager, 3 bottles of gin, 100 bags of crisps. 2 kebabs and a bottle of Irn Bru on the rest of the government when you throw up. Cover them in puke and drown the sods.

Answer 13

Many happy returns John

Answer 14

Happy Birthday , hope he can celebrate it as much as we in Bridlington celebrated after he threw a spanner in our works.

ie:Opposed our building of a new marina !

Cheers you bloater for stomping on our attempt to make the town better.

Answer 15

No. No.

Answer 16

Make it a happy birthday for everyone and bring that left hook back into play... ;-)

Answer 17

Yes , I would like to tell him not to charge the increase on petrol for his two Jags to the tax payer.  Although knowing him he has already covered this.  Time he retired anyway and we will have to pay for that as well.  I hate running down anybody, there's no need for it, but this man really puts my back up.

Answer 18

Happy Birthday - all the best!