Did you know that this Robert Mugabe is not the real one?

Question

There is someone posting as "Robert Mugabe, King for life"; I've just had Bob, our mucker Bob, on the phone to complain that it's not him. Did you know that this Mugabe is an impostor?

Answer 1

Yes I thought as much

Answer 2

I am fed up with all these imposters, I will sort them out!!!!

Answer 3

sure, the real Mugabe is thinking of how to win the election and if the security apparatus are beating and killing members of the opposition to bring them to their senses, so he has no time to be here.

Answer 4

Yes - I knew straight away it was an imposter. Someone was also pretending to be Zuma (Zuma on the lowdown or something like that) - don't worry Bob, we know the real you.

Answer 5

I did. As Dicko says, I telephoned him yesterday to complain. I shall be asking CIO to check it out once they have finished harassing that b*stard Tsvangirai and I have won the elections again.

Answer 6

We did indeed, "Robert Mugabe, King for life" never matched up to our old Uncle Bob here, ain't that right Bob?

Answer 7

Really, I would never have guessed.

Answer 8

no but the real one deserves a good kicking for what he is doing to the people in his country, let him have a dose of his own medicine.

the place used to make LOADS of money via crops, and he got rid of all the farmers.. how quick before all the money dries up..

Answer 9

Yes, we were aware, but Uncle Bob has been quite scarce.

Was he traumatised after Grace's shopping spree in Rome?

Answer 10

Bob was an imposter all along. Right from the start!

Answer 11

Our Bob has a distinct style and includes cultural references which this imposter would struggle to emulate.