Did you know that us Liberals are a race of Super Intelligent Robot Zombies aimed at world domination?

Question

We've put something in the water to make Conservatives lose their senses of humor. And we have a secret handshake.

Answer 1

Did you know Conservatives like to overgeneralize?

Answer 2

Yes.

Im the leader of the S.I.R.Z.

Answer 3

I believed you right up until the "super intelligent" part.

Super naive, maybe.

Answer 4

The secret handshake goes as follows:

shake

fist to fist

shake

index finger clasp

high five

(give "change")

spin around

shake hands (violently)

repeat process

Answer 5

AL GORE INVENTED THE INTELLIGENT ROBOT ZOMBIES!!

Answer 6

Oh, **** I forgot the hand shake

Answer 7

We Super Intelligent Robot Zombies are here to help you relax.  Now relax - sleep - dream of real democracy and not just Republican Lies!

Answer 8

at last a liberal that is saying that they are coming from outer space or some where that reality is something you find on tv  mr  doodles

Answer 9

I KNEW IT,  I KNEW IT,  you slimy commie socialist scum, sent here by Farrakhans mother ship

Answer 10

Oh don't worry, we're laughing, believe me.

Although there is some truth to how evil we are, giggling at the mentally ill.

See, sense of humor :) Oh wait. Liberal rules. Only the rules that serve you count.

My bad. Dang.

Democracy. Why can't you be pro-choice when it comes to defining this as being just a wad of socialist 'tissue' ?

Answer 11

They never had a sense of humor.That was what made them repubs in the first place.