Did you know you could sell your soul to Satan online?

Question

Just checking. Don't you just love the Internet.

Here's the link! http://www.frontiernet.net/~vegorov/soul/soul.htm

Answer 1

i do not believe that is true. have you done it? if so did your wish come true?

Answer 2

I just sold George Bush's soul for a cup of tea!  Although I suspect he already sold his to get into the Whitehouse!

Answer 3

did that once, Satan wanted a refund!

Answer 4

This has to be the most lame post ever

Answer 5

No  but I would  not want to thanks.

Answer 6

warning

Once your soul is sold

the contract is forever binding



...contact the Lord of Darkness himself by filling

out a simple form. State clearly what you want from Satan in

return for your soul.

souls bought since January 1, 2000

Answer 7

How i'm going to sell something that doesn't exist????

Answer 8

Tricking mankind into believing that he doesn't exist is the greatest stunt Satan ever pulled off.  His eternal damnation hasn't blunted his intellect by any means.  Pride is a motherf***er...

Answer 9

Ok, but how will I receive the hundred grand, cash.  I am not willing to give them my SSAN or bank account #

Answer 10

You are all non-believers. Pagans, Heretics, Witches.  

Answer 11

Saw it, Not interested.

Answer 12

Did you know that if you do you will go to h**l forever and ever and ever................. where your worm never dies and the fire is not quenched and you will hear howling and weeping and gnashing of teeth.

(Mark 9:44, Matthew 8:12)

The internet really is Satan's greatest tool.

Answer 13

lmao like your soul has something to do with your zodiac....LOL