Did you read about the Snidely vs Gustav match?

Question

something light for a Friday morning

Snidely vs Gustav

Gusty Gustav galloped into town

with press clippings of a bad boy.

The new sheriff in this here town!

But cocky c**k this c**k Snidely

said “Cock a doodle doo Gusty,

I be the c**k of the walk here…

the Sheriff man, I am… the man!”

But gusty Gus just boomed and boomed,

sent some zingers to singe the c**k,

and machine gunned him with rain;

an ambush all around.

But this Snidely clawed the ground

and raised his beak to peck the sky.

“Cock a goo gusty goo…bring it on…

is that all you have?... You ain’t no sheriff!”

Now gusty Gus was roaring mad…

focusing his eye on this pesty c**k

he unleashed the 50 calibers….

(Hailstones to you and I )

Hour after hour, it went on…

but mighty Snidely held his ground

till finally gooey Gus…took his eye and ran,

leaving Snidely standing but mightily plucked.

Now Snidely’s hens gathered all around

singing praise to their mighty Snidely and

giving him a wig, quickly formed,

from feathery remnants of departed fowls.

Now Snidely replete, does parade before

in his multi colored technocoat with peacock tail!

(he always was a fashion statement!)

Answer 1

This was a fun and refreshing read!!

Hope everyone in that neck of the woods is safe and sound.

We got Gustav's rain yesterday, fortunately nothing else.

Answer 2

All hail Snidely. Your poem is so funny and creative. And what's with the Y machine? Now, the crowing of a rooster is a four-letter expletive?

Answer 3

Roosters, must give there all to live up to their reputation. Lucky

Snidely has a support group, as well a polished script writer. Kudos!

Answer 4

I did talk to her on Wednesday. The power is out for a month or two.