The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are
> the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see
> the Pope.
>
> Grumpy leads the pack.
>
> 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'
>
> Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there
> any dwarf nuns in Rome ?'
>
> The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks
> for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf
> nuns in Rome .'
>
> In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
>
> Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.
>
> Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf
> nuns in all of Europe ?'
>
> The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then
> answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe .
>
> 'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
>
> Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an
> angry glare.
>
> Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY
> dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'
>
> The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm
> sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the
> world.'
>
> The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and
> laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their
> cheeks, as they begin chanting......
>
>
> 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'
>
> 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'
>
>
>
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