Difference between boys and girls while using ATM (cash machines) ?

Question

Please state is this true or false?

Boys:

1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.

2. Insert card

3. Dial code and desired amount

4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

Girls:

1. Drive to the bank

2. Engine stalled

3. Check make-up in the mirror

4. Apply perfume

5. Manually check haircut

6. Park the car - failure

7. Park the car - failure

8. Park the car - Success

9. Search for the card in the handbag

10. Insert card, rejected by the machine

11. Throw phone card back in handbag,

12. Look for bank card.

13. Insert Card

14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag

15. Enter code

16. Study instructions for 2 minutes

17. #Cancel#

18. Re-enter code

19. #Cancel#

20. Call Boyfriend/husband/family to get correct the code

21. Enter desired amount

22. #Error#

23. Enter bigger amount

24. #Error#

25. Enter maximum amount

26. Cross fingers

27. Take cash

28. Go back to the car

29. Check make up in rear mirror

30. Look for keys in handbag

31. Start car

32. Drive 50 meters

33. STOP

34. Drive back to bank machine

35. Go out of the car

36. Take card and ticket back from machine

37. Go back to the car

38. Throw card on passenger seat

39. Throw slip on the floor

40. Check make up in rear mirror

41. Manually check haircut

42. Go into roundabout - wrong way

43. BRAKE

44. Go into roundabout - right way

45. Drive 5 kilometers

46. Remove hand brake

47. Call boyfriend/husband/famil to tell how miserable she was because of HIM

Answer 1

lol i get cash back for my female friends,as they lend me there card and do it as a favour

Answer 2

WOW!

SO Looooooooong list for girls  >= |

Boys:

1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser. = T

2. Insert card = T

3. Dial code and desired amount  = T

4. Take the cash, the card and the slip = T

Girls:

1. Drive to the bank = not always T

2. Engine stalled = ummm

3. Check make-up in the mirror = F

4. Apply perfume = T

5. Manually check haircut = F

6. Park the car - failure = T

7. Park the car - failure= why twice?

8. Park the car - Success = sometimes

9. Search for the card in the handbag = Lolz....T

10. Insert card, rejected by the machine = F

11. Throw phone card back in handbag, = F

12. Look for bank card. = T

13. Insert Card = T

14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag = lolz...

15. Enter code = T

16. Study instructions for 2 minutes = Lolz...F

17. #Cancel# = F

18. Re-enter code = F

19. #Cancel# = F

20. Call Boyfriend/husband/family to get correct the code = lolz..sometimes T

21. Enter desired amount = T

22. #Error# = T

23. Enter bigger amount = T

24. #Error# = T

25. Enter maximum amount= F(girls are miser)

26. Cross fingers= F

27. Take cash= T

28. Go back to the car= T

29. Check make up in rear mirror = F

30. Look for keys in handbag = T

31. Start car= T

32. Drive 50 meters= T/F

33. STOP= T/F

34. Drive back to bank machine= T LOLz....

35. Go out of the car= T LOLz....

36. Take card and ticket back from machine= T  LOLz......

37. Go back to the car= T LOLz..........

38. Throw card on passenger seat= T

39. Throw slip on the floor= T

40. Check make up in rear mirror= F

41. Manually check haircut= F

42. Go into roundabout - wrong way= T

43. BRAKE = T

44. Go into roundabout - right way= T

45. Drive 5 kilometers= T/F

46. Remove hand brake = T/F

47. Call boyfriend/husband/famil to tell how miserable she was because of HIM= Lolz........why does't HE get her to the bank himself then?

Answer 3

If there is a difference bet boys and girls when using the ATM machines, then it would be that girls pay more attention and be more careful and look around to ensure the safeness of the area before, while, and after dealing with the ATM more than the boys do... So, we won't check our make up or haircut during this process..

Also the ones who tend to forget their cards, receipts,or anything else are men, not women !!

And regarding to throwing stuff on the passenger seat or on the floor, that's so not true.. Women are known about being more organized and cleaner than men are..

Answer 4

lmao funny and pretty true

..............but I dont do that....xD

Answer 5

This is false and an offensive stereotypical generalization.  

Answer 6

hahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahah... is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... funny man .well i guess you do have a point=).joker

Answer 7

lol nice, somewhat true hehe

Answer 8

So you had one bad experience and now want to paint everyone with the same brush - mmmm?

Answer 9

lol sawad  a gaya sohniya . and please report this jahil tweety using bad words among us muslims

Answer 10

I'm a woman, but it's fun not sexist well done.

Answer 11

LOL.. for guys it should be:

Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.

Check a girl out.

Go up to her

Get a slap on the face

Starts crying (alot)

Goes to the supermarket for a pack of tissues

Wipes his tears

Goes back to the ATM machine

Insert card

Wrong card

Takes correct card out

Enters the pin n.o

Wrong pin n.o

Phones a friend up to ask if he knows

Friends phone is switched off

Suddenly remembers the pin n.o

Enters the pin n.o and desired amount

Take the cash, the card and the slip

Sit back in the car

Starts the car

Realises the car isnt working

Goes to the corner shop to by Red Bull to release the stress

Shopkeeper has closed the shop

Hits a car in anger

Alarm goes off

Police come

Gets arrested

Comes out of jail after 7 years

The conversation between him and his girlfriend after he's out of jail:

Boyfriend: Kuthee kaminee thumhari wajarse me jail gaya

Girlfriend: Kuthe kaminee thume apna PIN code bi yaad nahi hain?! Sala kuthaa.

THE END.

<3

Answer 12

lmao thats soo true xD just not as exaggarated haha that made me laff =]

but u dont have 2 chek ur hair if u wer hijab so that narrows it down to like... 44 lol

Answer 13

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Answer 14

lol, entertaining, but not true in most cases

Answer 15

yeah that sounds right

Answer 16

HAHAHA LMAO!!!!!

Answer 17

Hahaha, that's the way to get the girls on your side.

WAY TO GO DUDE! :P  

Answer 18

funny, but soo not true, lol =)

Answer 19

Your card is Blocked..

Call Customer care  

GIRL=Hello Atm  24 Hour service?

No Iam Your Uncle Raju,

Sh***t

Sorry Raju cha cha  iam calling Atm Customer care i dialed your number mistakenly.

HAHAHAHAHAH

Answer 20

Men on way to ATM stop at pub,4 pints later go home for tea.

Girls on way to ATM do the weeks shopping get cash back go home to cook dinner, Man falls in hours later wanting to borrow money to go back to pub. Dinner burnt, rows, abuse. Sleeps alone!

Answer 21

Haha....park car is my favorite.  I remember one time at a picnic, me and some friends tried to guess if the parked car was driven by a woman or male.....the basis was if the car was parked on top of the curb, it was a female driver.    We were 100% right.  

Answer 22

lol 46

ha ha

Answer 23

Riiight, you might want to change the question to "what is the difference between boys and S****y, bimbo girls while using ATM?"

Answer 24

Ah sexist or what!!! Lol no I do what the guy does hmph >:P

FALSE for me, maybe true for bimbos.

And what if I said for boys:

2. Insert STOLEN card

And Amirah, Tweety and DON are totally right.

HAHA@RockChick

Answer 25

10. Insert card, rejected by the machine

11. Throw phone card back in handbag,



that is me because I have one to many credit cards.:-D

Answer 26

At the cash point, the guy in front tries his best to make a space so the girl behind can see his balance, uses about 5 different cards and then withdraws a huge bunch of cash, like we were even bothered.

Answer 27

Wow. Did you just make all that up?

I would say false. This may come as a shock to you but I don't wear make-up and never have done, never will do either. And Al'hamdulilah so far have never stalled the car since I passed to drive.

It's a lot easier just to get cash-back from a supermarket I find. lol! Or alternatively, go to the bank!

Answer 28

OMG , hehehehehhehehehehehehehehehe

Park the car - failure

Park the car - failure

Park the car - failure

Park the car - failure

Park the car - Success

that's me :D

u got more of these jokes???

Answer 29

for the guys its

1. Park the car outside the cash machine

2. Leave the car keys in the ignition, the car running and go to the ATM

3. insert card, input pin and take out desired amount

4. leave the receipt hanging on the ATM while you drive off

Answer 30

listen yeah i'm a girl but i don't do any of these things. i do like to take time and park my car properly because i don't like annoying people by leaving it in the middle of the road.

Answer 31

Not really a question about cash machines and more about driving to a cash machine.

I walk, wait for a meat headed man to finish counting his money and put it away and then check his reflection in the screen and then I get on with it.

Maybe it's just people who drive cars who are twats at ATMs