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Differences between men and women

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1. NAMES:

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will

call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer

to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT:

When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in

a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have

anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY:

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on

sale.

4. ARGUMENTS:

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

5. CATS:

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

6. FUTURE:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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  1. hillarious! good one.  


  2. hehehheh god one.... sply i lykd da last line... some short people livin in da house hhehhehe

  3. hahahhahahahaha hilarious. cant stop laughing. keep it up!....u rock!

    this joke will be passed on to many friends! =) we need more funny users like you who can actually post a good joke. =) =) =) =) =) =)

  4. A star for you.

  5. ya u would know LMAO HAHAHAHHA....good joke..

  6. Nice work done......

    WOMEN without MEN is equal to WO(means nothing!!)

  7. Guess u got your answer!!

    But it makes me wonder,are all women like that...............LOL

  8. You have the answers, so well done.

  9. They are Laugh-Out-Loud funny!

    The first one is the best! Because of HOW true it is haha!

  10. d**n cat!

    Children we have them?! I was wondering why when I go to look for something to eat the fridge is empty.

  11. Very Good

    ;-)

  12. This is always amusing.

  13. true

  14. hilarious

  15. well...........it's truth...accept it..if i am still girl

  16. I like the last one about a man. ^__^ Hilarious

  17. Haahahahaha, i get it, pretty funny!

  18. hmmmmmm...........gud humour!!!!

  19. I hate cats

  20. LOL!best one today

  21. I like 6, 7 and 8. :]

    what happened to #9 ?


  22. nice 1..

    did u know dat

    1- men speak bout 9000 wrds/day n women speak 18000??

    2-women r excellent in judgin a lie while men tend to believe nythin

    3-men can read smaller print dan women


  23. She in interested in tea, she is getting tea.

    I want curd, I am not getting curd, I am offered tea.

    I offer him tea. I never offer her curd.

    This is difference. Ladies are selfish.

  24. that cat thing is sooo funny:)thx

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