1. NAMES:
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will
call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer
to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
2. EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in
a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have
anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
3. MONEY:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on
sale.
4. ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
5. CATS:
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
6. FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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