Distance Running Quotes

Question

I'm having a little trouble finding a funny running quote for our team. We have some funny ones but our coach has denied them all>

Answer 1

Run through the pain

Run like you stole something

Run naked

I ran through your mom

Now you see me, Now you don't

Answer 2

"Who runs in circles never gets far."

Thornton W. Burgess, Bowser the Hound

"Most men take the straight and narrow. A few take the road less traveled. I chose to cut through the woods."

Real athletes run others just play games

You have a choice. You can throw in the towel, or you can use it to wipe the sweat off of your face.

--Gatorade

"Running is a mental sport...and we're all insane!"

"No one ever drowned in sweat."

"Cross Country - Finally a practical use for golf courses."

Not funny, but:

There is no time to think about how much I hurt; there is only time to run."

Ben Logsdon

A lot of people run a race to see who's the fastest. I run to see who has the most guts.

Steve Prefontaine

Champions are made when no one is watching.

Anonymous

“Success isn't how far you got, but the distance you traveled from where you started.”

-Pre

"Man imposes his own limitations, don't set any"

-Anthony Bailey

All it takes is all you got.

--Marc Davis

Run hard, be strong, think big!

Percy Cerutty

Why do I run? Why do I Breathe?

Nike ad

Answer 3

"To do anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift."

       -  Steve Prefontaine.