Do Americans like being owned?

Question

by jews??

Answer 1

There is nothing bigoted about you, is there.

Do you shave your  head, have tattoos all over body, wear hob nailed boots, Seig Heil all the time, have a n**i flag over your bed, scream WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER! ??

You just came across like that.

Answer 2

Hmmm...the only Jew that owns me is Jesus.  

Answer 3

Too late.  

Answer 4

We adore it.

Just the other day, I was relaxing on my deck overlooking the scenic Blue Ridge Mountains talking to my neighbor,  sipping a cool drink, admiring my street, looking at the neighbors kids playing, noting the abundance of water and swimming pools to put it in, admiring the flowers around the house I own, wondering what car I should get next, reflecting on how lucky I am...and  it occurred to me....I adore being "owned by the Jews." Mel Gibson might not agree, but he finished himself, didn't he.  It's the sweetest life on the planet.

Unlike Australia, which is geographically tucked out of the world's mainstream doubtless for  Divine reason, we deal with our racism up front and in the open.  It's very cathartic that way.

Mazel tov!