Do Ants get constipation? In such case, what would be the e***a Nozle guage for an Ant??

Question

I jst wonder, If.... A real BIG IF...If I got an ANT as a pet, and if he/she gets constipated...And if i had to give an e***a...Where would I find a nozzle..And What Guage? and where would I shove it?

Answer 1

very funny  ; )  

If you have trouble finding the appropriate contraption and nozle for your beloved pet, I recommend feeding your ant apple-pear juice. It is a natural remedy for constipation. To prevent future constipation in your ant, feed him/her 1 drop of apple-pear juice weekly. Good luck!

Answer 2

Hey, You are as CUTE as the ant.

Answer 3

Wow, this must have been a real stretch for you to be cute and funny, huh?  Thanks for the points.

Answer 4

Well about ANTS...ask the question to your A(u)NTS...LOL  Tnks for your Pnts.