Do I have a hemorrhoid? Gross?

Question

I just moved into a new house about half a mile from my old one. Ever since I moved here, I've been having mud-like stools. They just look like a lump of mud, not like diarrhea but not solid like normal either.

Recently (1.25 months later after moving in) it's become solid again but now for the past couple of days my butt hole's been insanely itchy at times.

I don't think it's something from the water since I lived so close by before. But we have a lot of woods in our backyard now. And I shower everyday and even am a germophobe!

At first I thought it was pinworms but I haven't seen anything in my stools and had a family member check and they didn't see anything around midnight. Sometimes it itches during the day but more so at night, and sometimes it feels like somethings crawling there, that's why I thought it was pinworms.

Also, it used to be intense itching but now it's subsided since to a mild itching that I'm able to not scratch.

So what's the diagnosis doc'? And what can I do about it?

Answer 1

Unless you have little bumps forming around your r****m, I doubt that there is. If could be from not cleaning down there very well. But definitely go to a doctor if it is really bothersome. Though it sounds like you may have something. also it may be an STD if you are sexually active.  

Answer 2

This sounds like either hemorrhoids or an irritation of the r****m by something toxic. Try drinking bottled water and showering in another place. I suspect it is something you are eating because otherwise your entire skin would be affected.

I would do a body cleanse for a week. Only green vegetables (washed in bottled water), olive oil for 3 days. After 3 days, add egg whites. After 5 days, add fish. Do not cook any of the food in the local water supply. Use bottled water only.

Externally, around the outside of the r****m, apply witch hazel to soothe the tissues and stop the itching.

Answer 3

I've just got to ask...what does midnight have to do with anything???  I don't get it.