Unlike most males in America, my dream has been to play baseball in the Majors. This is something I've wanted since I was four. I really want to do this and am willing to work hard. The problem is I'm 45 and I've never actually played organized baseball before. I've spent most of my life abusing alcohol, but I think I can still do it. I have started throwing a baseball against the wall and I can fire a ball in the mid-50s right now. I am hitting a ball off a tee and about half the time I connect. I also still have my Sega Genesis from 1992 and can beat anyone at Tommy Lasorda baseball. I have started running every other day to lose some of this beer belly I have and I'm closely watching games on TV, studying how players react and their movements. I really believe I could be the next Rickey Henderson, except for the stolen base part and the on base percentage and the batting average part. Can I still make it?
Also, does anyone know where I can get some Jonus Bros. tickets?
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