Do Jonas Brothers cause diarrhea and severe gas?

Question

Last night before bed my kids were watching some channel and a Camp Rock commercial came on. This morning I awoke with sever gas and diarrhea.

It had to have been the Jonas, right?

Answer 1

I have a theory on this:  Given that the music of the Jonas Brothers does tend to lead one to drink heavily (sweet liquor eases the pain) and that the correlation between heavy drinking and intestinal problems exists, it is safe to conclude the relationship between the Jonas Brothers and Sever Gas and Diarrea (symptoms of intestinal problems) exists.

However, in my own home, I experience much the same symptoms after exposure to Camp Rock.  I think you're on to something.    

Hope this helps!

Answer 2

yes it is a very serious disease you must listen to good music right away the disease is called crapa$$music and it can be very contagious plz protect your family  

Answer 3

I concur.  Your symptoms are those associated with jonasitis.  Inflammation of the heads of the Jonas brothers caused by little girls screaming for them everywhere they go, resulting in severe gas and diarrhea to occur in onlookers.

Answer 4

ur so stupid.  the jonas brothers rock u just need to keep ur mouth shut. it was probaly ur face that did it u probaly scard the c**p out of them

Answer 5

Dude, you are so immature. What a r****d.

Answer 6

lol... i would say so

Answer 7

Oh please!  They are not THAT powerful.  You give them too much credit!

Answer 8

lol yea it had to of been them. u made my day!

Answer 9

Yeah its that thick dark hair they have, causes me heartburn.

Answer 10

dont hate! of course it wasnt the jonas brothers..you cant get gas by looking at someone

Answer 11

Yes I think they do cause that.  I watched the last half of Camp Rock *ashamed*... I was very bored.  Ever since, I have had that problem.

Answer 12

Definately! I wouldn't be surprised if you started to puke, too.

Answer 13

Yea, it is. Trust me, I got sick today when i went to Walmart and saw some guy with bushy hair.

Haha; "I heart JB!!" lol, how old r u? 11? 12? jk

Answer 14

THAT IS SO MEAN! It's probably the 10 burritos you ate last night!!!!!

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Answer 15

I guess cases differ from patient to patient...

Jonas Brothers (scientific name hydroxygay triguys) is a medication meant to induce vomiting meant for bulimic 12 year old girls.

Rare side effects for people with pre-existing conditions may include diarrhea and severe bloating and constipation

Overexposure may lead to dizziness, fainting, and ultimately blindness.

I guess there's your answer...

Answer 16

yeah, it's also them causing global warming and killing the polar bears. lol