Do Normal Commercials Like "THE CLAPPER" Need To Be Emulated Again?

Question

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you one of the classic commercials of our time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XUOhjW2AXM

Note the brilliant acting, the ingenious and indispensable product, the melodic commercial jingle.

Now, due to FEMINISM, such commercials are GONE FOREVER!

Answer 1

Yes. I was personally involved in the feminist conspiracy to get the Clapper pulled. Clearly, it was a symbol of The Patriarchy.

Answer 2

I want a clapper!  d**n feminism, d**n you to h**l!  :-)

Answer 3

Is it possible to plug those into people? I really need to turn someone off permanently. And because no-one will applaud him, he'll stay off.

Answer 4

hahahahahaha

feminism killed the clapper?!  I think I can go to bed happy because I have heard it all.  

get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life.....write a jingle to that.

Answer 5

THANK GOD FEMINISM KILLED IT!

Years later and that blasted song STILL pops in my head.

Clap on

*clap clap*

Clap off

*clap clap*

Clap on, clap off

*clap clap*

the clapper

Answer 6

Yes.  We need more awful jingles like that running through our brains all day long until we start eating with our feet, talking to Elvis and wearing our pants on our heads.

Answer 7

Those diabolical feminists.  Do they know no shame?  Destroying everything I hold sacred is one thing.  But "The Clapper"???  That's just too much.  Shouldn't we all be wearing armbands or something?