Do Republicans Employ Plastic Surgeons to Help Their Political Causes?

Question

We all saw the difference when Paula Jones received a free nose job. It was astounding how attractive she became without that schnozz.

Then, too, there was the magical change in Katherine Harris. Remember the poorly-applied make-up, the thick eyebrows, the witch-like harridan look that Katherine had when she halted the recount during the 2000 election? However, when she was running for Republican office, the change in Katherine was near-miraculous. There she was, groomed and plucked, a very attractive woman.

Even Laura Bush has benefited from the Republican cosmotology effort. Once a bit plump, she appeared at the Republican Convention several pounds thinner and definitely with more cosmetic wizardry.

The question is...do Republicans hire cosmotologists and plastic surgeons to pretty up their political allies? We've all seen the newscasters on Fox News, young, gorgeous gals. Actually, the men could use some of this magic. Rush Limbaugh comes to mind, as well as O'Reilly.

Answer 1

you mean like "Botox Kerry"?

Answer 2

And I don't suppose the botox Kerry got qualifies? Last time I check Paula Jones was the woman that Clinton Harassed, how does that make her a Republican. Get a grip!

Answer 3

Your question is certainly very intriguing and has great substance.

Yes---I feel the same as you. They must have personal plastic surgeons to make them look so pretty. Mitt Romney comes to mind.

Laura Bush needed a "lift" after years of smoking, I suppose.

Bottom line is: They sure are a bunch of phonies.

Answer 4

Hard to say...

One thing I do know....

Hillary surely DOES NOT!

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