Do Tornados, Earthquakes, Hurricanes, etc; Pay for Building Frame Tests, Permits, Patents?

Question

They sure win the battle more than not, so I was just wondering, since building frame failures are "never" the fault of humans.

Answer 1

I sent a bill to a tornado once, but it declared bankruptcy soon after.

Earthquakes are so hard to locate that getting them to pay is pointless.

Since hurricanes are more locatable and somewhat 'predictable,' I tried to mug one once.  It just spit in my eye and blew away my hat.  

Next time I will hire a collections agency!