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Do YOU believe in ghosts?

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A professor at the University is giving a seminar on the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks them, "How many folk here believe in ghosts?"

About 80 students raise their hands. "That's a good start," says the professor, "For those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good," continues the professor, "I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

15 students raise their hands.

"That's a great response," remarks the impressed professor, "has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

3 students raise their hands.

"Brilliant. But let me ask you one question further...

Have any of you ever been intimate with a ghost?"

One of his students from a Redneck state raises his hand.

The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed that.

You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor asks, "Well, tell us what it's like to have made love to a ghost."

The student replies, "Ghost?!? Dang it!... I thought you said goats."

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  1. lol


  2. Just as well you're one of the people on YA who can spell or that would have been a waste of time.

    Thank you for sending me off to bed with a smile on my face. You may have a star. ;-)

  3. rofl.

    well no i dont believe in ghosts.


  4. O gosh, that was good.

  5. hahaha nice one

  6. hahahahahah star 4 u

  7. lol that made me laugh 1 HAPPY STAR

  8. Ha ha ha ha, that really takes the biscuit, wonderful play on words, great stuff...!

  9. Hee Hee...dat was  a nice one...!eeew goats...!

  10. laughing soo hard right now

  11. awesum...too gud....funny too...

  12. Nice

  13. hahahaha i dont believe in ghosts

  14. lol those rednecks and their goats

  15. Haha. You get a star.

  16. thats not funny

  17. lol made me laugh

  18. I liked it..... lol

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