Do You All Think This Is A Good Sarah Palin Ad???

Question

"Hi...I'm Sarah Palin...

19 months ago I was mayor of a 9,000 person fishing village in Alaska

and have managed to get into a corruption investigation in my first

year as governor. I beleive humans started 6,000 years ago when a talking snake tricked a virgin into biting an apple, but that caused us to be evildoers so a big powerful God drowned all the babies and women except for one boat with some dinasours and stuff on it that saved people and animals. I love shooting machine guns and killing wildlife any chance I get, and with my husband involved in the oil industry, coupled with my complete disdain for science or evidence, rest assured if the cancerous 72-year old coot I'm running with finally kicks the bucket, I'll do everything I can to extend the Bush mentality to the brink of the apocalypse.

I'll get lots of Hillary voters because I have a v****a. John McCain thinks women don't care about any issues at all and would vote for Hitler if he had a v****a, so since women are that easy to trick I will provide a huge boost in polls.

I beleive if an 11 year old girl is taken into a basement and brutally raped by a deranged father, or if doctors ensure a woman will die if she is forced to carry a pregnancy to term, I think it should be illegal for that girl or that woman to get an abortion. God planned for that girl to get raped by daddy and now she must deliver God's baby, and God planned to kill that women so her baby will live (or die along with her, whatever, it's confusing to me).

Barack Obama doesn't have the experience to be president. That's why

John McCain chose me.

Also, his middle name is Hussein. Nobody up here in my fishing village

has that middle name and I think it might be an evildoer name sent

from Satan.

Fellow Americans, if Barack Obama's big words have confused you and made you scratch your head, I'm your woman. If you're tired of "science" telling us "facts" about things, rest assured the only facts

I beleive in are logical ones...like flying cherubs and men trapped in whale's bellies.

Anyway, I'm glad we got to know each other. At this extremely dangerous time in the world, of increasing scientific and cultural complexity, what we need is to turn back the clock to about 1955 in

terms of our understanding of the world, so it quits being so scary.

I'm Sarah Palin...and I approved this message.

Answer 1

No. Its pretty lame. Don't quit your day job.

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Answer 2

Very Good!

I found it funny, entertaining and also educational.

Answer 3

Palin can usher in a new generation of Barbies.

VP Barbie with a bullet proof limo.

Bambi Killer Barbie with assorted weaponry.

Pro-Life VP Barbie with Attorney General Ken

Answer 4

I think you should pull this RANT voluntarily before it gets removed for you. Then go learn the facts.

Answer 5

I love it. Thank you for the laugh in truly scary times.

Answer 6

wow this is going to get reported....

Yes I believe that the abortion thing is a little to crazy, but I am Pro life and don't agree on killing babies.

Answer 7

Nice XD

Answer 8

You are terrible. She's a classy lady.

Answer 9

Thanks for making me laugh.  That was great!  You forgot to have her say, "My friends".However, you still get a star!

Answer 10

You have to much time on your hands to sit around and think up silly stuff like this.  Maybe you should take up a hobby,  I hear bird watching is very relaxing.

Answer 11

Why are you lying?

Answer 12

WOW, that's perfect for her... u should become a speech writer.. coz u hit that nail on the head.

Answer 13

Wasilla isnt a fishing village, but you are the village idiot.

Answer 14

Sold American!

McCain/Palin 08 Palin/Paul 2012 Palin/Paul 2016  so on and so forth.

Bo knows advertising!

You sold me.

Answer 15

No, but it is a great ad to show how ignorant and stupid you are, just like all the left wing kool aid drinking liberals who have no brains.

Answer 16

So you're putting down Christianity, small town needs, owning your own business, starting small, raising a family, overcoming sexist driven worlds and then putting down people who happen to look pretty. Welllll seems that you don't have much of a life!

Now I'd LOVE for you to put one together for Obama. But it would be alot shorter, involve alot of intricate details of his child hood as a mixed baby and then abruptly get boring as soon as he makes the senate because that's when everything stops and he just campaigns for presidency off of less experience than Palin! Hmm you're a smart cookie aren't you! You should run for President!

Get all of your facts straight before you try to dishonor someone.

-Later Gator-