Do You Know Any Good Marching Band Jokes Preferably Flute Jokes?

Question

The flute section in my marching band (I play the flute) needs to find good joke(s) to put on our t-shirts. If you can't think of any good flute jokes any woodwind or marching band jokes will certainly do Thank-you.

-Flutegirl

Answer 1

Why are wooden flutes better than metal ?
You can burn wood.