Do You Remember This One Scottish Sympathy ?

Question

Bono, the lead singer of the band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow , Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice with a broad Scottish accent, from the front of the crowd, pierces the quiet ..............

"Well, foockin stop doin it then!"

Answer 1

hahah! lovely!

Answer 2

so true.

Answer 3

Funny

Thanks for the smile.

Answer 4

that is on here every other week .......has been for the last 10 years

Answer 5

lol..spot on.

Answer 6

ha ha ha!!!

Answer 7

That one really made me laugh!  Cant wait til my stitches heal so your jokes wont hurt so bad.  Your the greatest.

Answer 8

Haha You've just put a smile on my face for the rest of the day. Here's one:

A man and a woman are on a date. "Shut your eyes and don't peek," the guy says. The woman agrees. Slowly the man puts her hand on his crotch. And she says " Oh no thanks, I don't smoke!"

I have a joke book called the big book of bloke jokes............