Do atheists feel guilty for killing Patsy Cline?

Question

Mandatory prayer in school was banned by godless atheists in 1963.

The same year, Patsy Cline was killed in a plane crash.

It's obvious that there must be a connection between the two events, so do atheists accept responsibility for her death?

Answer 1

Ok, you got us.  We all got together and were all "That country music singing, hillbilly god fearing woman needs to DIE!".

Then we all ate babies and burned our mothers alive.  You should have been there, it was wicked fun.  

Answer 2

Do you Christians feel sorry for killing John Lennon?

It was a Christian that shot him.

Answer 3

Those Babby Eating Fiends!   :-)

The people above me seriously need to get a sense of humour.

Answer 4

Are you trying to be funny?!?!

Answer 5

That's like asking if Jesus killed Heath Ledger for him portraying an evil person. Do the theists accept responsibility for that?

NEXT!

Answer 6

God doesn't play that way. Would earthly parents  punish a child for something they had nothing to do with? God doesn't go in for retribution. Everyone trying to blame God for a plane wreck forgets that he gave us free will. He doesn't make anything like that happen. He knows it will, but he doesn't interfere. You may think you would like him to interfere, but do you like it when your parents butt in? You wouldn't like it any better if God did it...EXCEPT if it were something you wanted. Like your parents can butt in if there's something in it for you. Atheists didn't kill Patsy Cline. A plane crash killed her. Atheists are non-believers, not murderers.  

Answer 7

Oh dear. I can't wait to tell my friend about this. She loves Patsy Cline and this just may send her over the edge. She has always been very tolerant towards other beliefs, but she is a little nutty and I don't think she's going to take this well.

I hope you can live with yourself, knowing that you drove an innocent woman to madness - she's probably going to take out a few atheists once she hears this proof.  

Answer 8

Patsy Cline died in a plane crash because THE PLANE CRASHED. Atheist had nothing to do with it. That's like saying that Christians Kill Einstein because he was into math and science.  

Answer 9

You must be crazy, crazy for being so lonely....crazy for crying, crazy for trying,,,,,,,,,,

Thanks a lot, now I'm going have that song in my head all night.

Answer 10

No, not really.

Answer 11

looooooooooooooool

Answer 12

"It's obvious that there must be a connection between the two events, so do atheists accept responsibility for her death?"

I don't know...I think the plane deserves much of the blame.

Answer 13

Why would you put godless in front of atheists?  Redundancy dept of redundancy.  

Answer 14

According to Christians, God is in control of everything - so HE caused Patsy's plane to crash (guess He was in a foul mood or something)!

Answer 15

I thought it was a Christian who had mandatory prayer banned.