Do born again salad chefs speak in tongs?

Question

Do born again salad chefs speak in tongs?

Answer 1

hmm, lettuce review: No, when they sip the vinegar between courses, they also speak in Crouton!

Answer 2

Yes, they do.

Answer 3

Why would they wear a thong?

Answer 4

Yes, sometimes they do.

:-)

Answer 5

   Recently I visited a South Sea Island. It was amazing! All of the chefs wore thongs, smoked bongs, spoke in tongs, played the congs and sang dirty songs! They all ate meat,had smelly feet, weren't very neat and taught me how to cheat, which you can't beat. Hurrah! Hurrah! Never book a tour on EBAY!