Do evolutionists put lids on their fish bowls out of fear of their goldfish growing legs and crawling out?

Question

Do evolutionists put lids on their fish bowls out of fear of their goldfish growing legs and crawling out?

Answer 1

Ha ha.

No. No theory of evolution states that this is probable, or even possible.

Answer 2

LOL. That's not evolution, dude. It's mutation. Evolution takes billions of years, while mutation can happen in a fishbowl.

I don't think evolutionists put lids on their fish bowls, but if they do, it's probably to keep their cats out.

Answer 3

No, evolutionists understand that such changes take place over many generations. Creationists, on the other hand, have to be wary of some crazy god suddenly creating a new species on them.

Answer 4

Only if they plan to keep their fish alive in their fish bowls for many millions of years, while slowly changing the environment so that the fish's descendants will have better chances of survival and reproduction out of the bowl.

Answer 5

Isn't it weird that by understanding evolution, you know that that can't happen.

I guess you missed the part where it takes hundreds of generations for a species to evolve...  Your loss, not mine.