Do i m********e to much?

Question

I have had 19 chugs already today and the last 5 i had nothing came out, my imaginary girlfriend ' raquel ' says its perfectly normal for a guy to choke his chicken all day.......but my other imaginary girlfriend ' raquel 2 ' says thats its a few to many......for instance i was a tesco yesterday and was looking at womens underwear with my girlfriend raquel 3 when i had an overwhelming urge to slap my sausage, so i stole a pair of lovely red lacey knickers and headed to the bogs were i cracked one off into the panties....i then took the panties back and put then in their original place......also i cant even wear t-shirts in public anymore as my right arm is like popeyes and my left like olive oils, im even chugging away as i type and my personal best in one day is 32, so is my imaginary girlfriend raquel 2 right about the bishop being bashed to much ? p.s my eyesight has been failing me over the last 2 years

Answer 1

is this a joke?

if not then DUH!!

Answer 2

5 times a day is one thing, but when you are doing 24/7 then it is a problem, next thing you know you will be getting high on Viagra, second thought, maybe you should contact the genius book of world records.

Answer 3

Research indicate that there is no limit to how many times this can be done.  Since you will run out of juice at some point and even that is only temporary.  I would be more concerned about the other portions of your question.  It is typical for younger males to do it much more than that.  As you get older this will be reduced but one thing for sure, and that is that it will never stop.  Even in you 70's you will still be doing it, though granted... Not as frequent.  Hope that helps...

Answer 4

hey popeye ,you are 19 get a girlfriend ,or go to las vegas,lol there are a lot of girls on the street lol

Answer 5

You don't have a infinite supply of stamina, so you can't even release that much in one day.

Answer 6

That which doesnae kill ye.... leaves yer wrists muscles stronger

The red scants sound nice.That the wans ye are wearing the noo? ROFL

Answer 7

You can never m********e too much!

Answer 8

read this eye chart.....

tOoOoOoOOomMUcHhHhhh

   ofFfFfF A goOooOooOd

        tHhinnNNnNnNG

          MaAkKkkKEs

            YOurRrRr

              EYYES

                GOO

               GOOFFY

Answer 9

dude...  your choking it too much

Answer 10

yes, you do m********e too much. I suggest staying away from raquel 1, 2, and 3  

Answer 11

get a dictionary.