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My Father Was . . .

A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience

The man said, "Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous lion tamers in the world, and he taught me everything he knew."

"Really?" said the ringmaster. "Did he teach you how to make a lion jump through a flaming hoop?"

"Yes he did," the man replied.

"And did he teach you how to have six lions form a pyramid?"

"Yes he did," the man replied.

"And have you ever stuck your head in a lion's mouth?"

"Just once," the man replied.

The ringmaster asked, "Why only once?"

The man said, "I was looking for my father

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  1. Good one.....I like it.


  2. I thought it was pretty good. Not a total crack up but then I tend to like more inappropriate jokes not suitable for this site.  :)

  3. LMAO! thats funny!!...oh no are you in hospital, are you ok? *HUGS*

    :)

  4. Very funny lol have a star

  5. it was okay

  6. LOL

    answer mine

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  7. That's good.  Yeah.  I like it.

    +1 WOULD LAUGH AGAIN!!

  8. LOL that was good..but it took my like 5 seconds to understand the punchline lol

  9. I'm still scratching my bald head over the toaster <wink and smile>.

  10. lol nice :P

  11. Hilarious. Thanks for sharing. lol  

  12. Holy cow I can't compose myself that was hilarious!

  13. i like this joke if you got any more jokes then please write them down because i would love to hear more of them kk ttyl dude  

  14. ha, classic

  15. Haha made me laugh :)

  16. Ya it was prety good. How bout this one....

    A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock -- it's half-past three in the morning.

    "I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So, he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs.

    He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

    "Hi there," slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push?"

    "No. Get lost, it's half-past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door.

    He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you.

    Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's door to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"

    "But the guy was drunk," says the husband.

    "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him.

    "

    So, the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and, not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts: "Hey, do you still want a push?" and he hears a voice cry out "Yeah please.

    "

    So, still being unable to see the stranger, he shouts: "Where are you?"

    And the stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swing set.

    "  

  17. Not at all lol

  18. Yes, that was funny.

  19. oh this was an awesome one,thanks ,starred as deserved :)

  20. Very funny babe! HAHAHA lol

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