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Do polar bears sh** in the woods? What does that mean?

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It means

Do polar bears (the white bears) POO POO in the forest.

Hope I cleared that up for you.
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It means they swam from the ice berg that melted and are a long way from home. And now instead of flushing they have to bury.
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It isn't polar bears, it's just bears ("Does a bear sh** in the woods?" "Is the Pope Catholic?"). It means "Yes" with a big "duh" attached to it.

Some people get those examples I gave you mixed up and say "Is a bear Catholic?" "Does the Pope sh** in the woods?"
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it was just an old saying do bears s***** in the woods well duh were else would they
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ROTFLMAO!!!!

What a great line.

"Does a bear S**t in the woods?" means "Don't be naive."

Adding 'polar' is a delightful reminder that there's an exception to every rule.
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NO, polar bears do not live in the woods. EEJIT!
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Of course they do.

When someone says this it is the same as saying 'you bet' or 'for sure' or 'definitely'.
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Actually, no they don't.
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If by "polar bears" you mean the huge white killing machines that roam the frozen tundra of North American and by "woods" you mean heavily forested area of land mass.

Then the answer is NO.
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polar bears do not live in the woods. they live on ice so they sh&%$ on ice. this phrase is do bears sh*^ in the woods?- it is a sarcastic come-back that implies the statement you made to the person who asks you the bear question was a stupid statement that you should have known without asking. it means "DUH!"
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Think its " Does a bear sh*t in the woods ...." , meaning " Isnt it obviously YES ? "

If you say polar bear , it messes it up bcuz a poloar bear live in the snow .

I can see why you are confused . tell the lame-o that said "polar bear " to stop confusing people .
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Polar bears naturally reside in the Arctic region and there are no "woods" in that area.

When a polar bear eliminates/defecates, it would do so one the ice/snow or in the ocean.

The expression is "Does a brown bear (which live in wooded areas) shite in the woods?..."
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