Do staples hurt..........?

Question

If I use a staple gun to tack my sack will it help prevent low-hangers when I'm 50 ?

I'm 23 & 1/2 now and medium height. My hair is short.

Thanks.

Answer 1

LMAO  OMG  You might want to rethink that whole thing.

If you do it I will torture you with fiddles

Answer 2

It doesn't hurt, I think it's a little too early, it's okay if you waited 10 years to do it, but if you decide to do it now it's okay too.

Answer 3

you will be fine. i never thought of that your brilliant go for it it will feel good!

Answer 4

"its no good on DD cup size",unless..

oh,im not even gunna touch this,im still trying to figure out why jocks can restrict you,when i think they keep you tucked up,and boxers are better for health,especially if you want to free ball it,maybe someone should design a sack bra/holster for this.lol ;)

Answer 5

no they dont hurt, ull barley feel a thing, go for it, that a good idea

Answer 6

aw, heck no. Just give em a good twist and pinch them right up close. Now take the staple gun and shoot it into the twisted area. See, it's gonna make you a better man. LMAO

Answer 7

Hey just do it. I am in my 60's and they are still the size of peas. Is it

not amazing what dry ice can do tor ya. Yeeee Haaaaaa LOL

Answer 8

Well by you being 23 1/2 ,medium height and short hair..thats 2 out of 3 medium things too many...Get that staple gun and end it all!!!!

Answer 9

tack your sack to where?  if its to a 2 by 4, then you should be fine

if its to your p***s, you should be fine also

try tacking it to a girls mouth

Answer 10

that would hurt alot just wear briefs duh

Answer 11

Use sticky tape. It hurts less.

Answer 12

you're the man, the world will run out of botox someday...

Answer 13

I would wait and try Bob Dylan's method of dry ice. Wait til you are in your mid 30's and the wife's nagging you can no longer tolerate and then go staple those babies to your crotch. You will forget all your troubles. ♥

Answer 14

NO honey wait till your at least 49  or 50 ish to do the task .. Then throw the staples to it. Which reminds me i need to use a staple or 2 to my old man. He's hanging kinda low now. Might need to ask him if it hurts.Oh and he's been needing a staple job for a while.

Answer 15

I would think they'd be more painful than just hurt. No they won't prevent low hangers ever  

Answer 16

yes, especially if you get an infection, could prevent any type of hangers.