Do the follwoing amuse you ? :))))?

Question

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Answer 1

It does amuse, but this one is a bit scary and dangerous "In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders."

Answer 2

Most lipstick contains fish scales...hmmm

Answer 3

thanks for information

Answer 4

they amuse me some heard most of these already

Answer 5

VERYYYYYYYYYYY

NICEEEEEEEE

Answer 6

Thanks for wide info.First and last are new for me.Quite inter sting

Answer 7

Except for this fact:

sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

There are all very funny!

Especially the photocopier one.

That is really funny !!!

Answer 8

omgg! ehhe... the eye one freaks me  out tho... thnks...

Answer 9

the first one is funny, the second one i heard is fish liver oil not fish scales, i knew the last one already...

Answer 10

yeahh they amused me.....coz i got 2 pts......thanks!!!

Answer 11

thanks for sharing.

I'm definitely amused...

Answer 12

It does amuse me...i find the insect one a lil creepy and i feel like saying "yuck"...

Answer 13

Amuse me? AMUSE me!?

well yeah, except the lipstick and the insect ones. I feel a lil sick to my stomach right now from reading that. And now I'm gonna have to insect-proof my bed b4 I sleep!! Thanks! Thanks a lot!!      <(o_o)^.......jusss kidddddin...... ^(+_+)>    

Be Cool. Stay safe.

Answer 14

i have heard abt d lipstick, tongue facts n those eyes facts.

d other two is cool!! :) LOL

Answer 15

I knew some of them but thanks for the others

Answer 16

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. Wow... utterly amazing huh

The only jointless bone in your body is the hyoid bone in your throat

A Baboon called "Jackie" became a private in the South African army in World War I.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.      < == ( the arrow is pointing left. Just in case)

The body can function without a brain. And anyone who has walked around the city on a Saturday night will know what I mean.

It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.

You sit on the biggest muscle in your body, the gluteus maximus a.k.a the butt. Each of the two cheeky muscles tips the scales at about two pounds (not including the overlying fat layer). The tiniest muscle, the stapedius of the middle ear, is just one-fifth of an inch long.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

Butterflies cannot fly if their body temperature is less than 86 degrees.

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and white worms like fried pork rinds.

Bees

Bees can see ultraviolet light.

Most honey bees die after it stings people as our skin is elastic, unsuitable for their stingers which are meant for harder inelastics skins. Their venom glands are also torn out in the process. (So removing the stinger by piching the tip is well, in one word, dumb.jk)Thanx Mr Tuvai

A bee could travel 4 million miles (6.5 million km) at 7 mph (11 km/h) on the energy it would obtain from 1 gallon (3.785 liters) of nectar, or it could just sit down on and enjoy that honey properly.

There is more bacteria in your mouth than the human population of U.S and Canada combined. Thanx Julie for this and a couple more

Over billions of years, black holes become white holes and they spit out all of the things they sucked in. the atoms are completely jumbled, so no one knows what will ever come out. Theoratically they'll also turn into a white hole. If you were unfortunate enough to fall within one, you would never actually hit -- because time would stop at some point within the event horizon (space outside) of the black hole. Thanx De Composed

The Burramundy, a fish, grows up as a male, but after 2 years or so, it turns into a female to breed. (i think papaya(papua?) trees are the same)

The first bar code was used on Wrigleys gum