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Do these people really speak like this or does lol cats have a built in thing that changes text?

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below is what im talking about here is a entire page of lolcat comments.

sombra

June 7th, 2008 at 12:01 am

Sumbunny is werry hoppee fur yu!

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s.t.e.n.d.

June 7th, 2008 at 1:31 am

mr. tinycarrot turns opera critic?

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stagehanddan

June 7th, 2008 at 2:11 am

Leopold?

Stokowski?

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

June 7th, 2008 at 2:42 am

stagehanddan - may ai pleez uze yur staj heer fur just a minnit?

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An cud yoo pleez put taht spotlite awn mee??? Thanks.

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Deer Ebreewun! It will taek me DAYZ to thank ebreewun fur taht most amazing and .wunnderful birfday party. Nebber in mai laif hav ai scene teh laik ov it.

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. Ai wuz so bizzy reeding ebreething (an turning off teh pewter cuz ov teh storm, an tawking to awl teh peeple hoo called, an awl teh peeple hoo dropt in - an so awn) taht ai cudn’t eben maek a DENT in teh tahnk yoos!!

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But ai hav manajed to reed EBREEE WERD!! An ai will thank yoo awl az fast az ai can. But it will taek a wile.

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So in teh meen wile, tahnk yoo awl again frum teh vereee bottom ov mai hart.

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LOL!!! Wun person sayd “hoo cares if it’s janet’s birthday! This is supposed to be funny commint about cats!” An so it iz!! But ar wee nawt awl kittehs heer togedder????

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Teh thing is - yoo awl - mai moast verree deerest frenz - cared. An taht maeks mai ayes go awl leekee!! An ai will NEBBER furgit yoo! Ai will fur shur hold yoo in mai hart furebber.

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*maeks a deep curtsey - an exits wif HYOOOJ smyol awn fayce DS right*

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stagehanddan

June 7th, 2008 at 2:50 am

*haz SR(stage right) prop-tart hand-off hawt-chawklit to jch4k*

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

June 7th, 2008 at 2:55 am

OOOOOhhh!! Thanks, stagehanddan! Ai’m nawt usuallee nervous wehn maeking the speeches, but taht wun. . .*sip sip sip*

Ai dunno. *sip sip sip* This iz deLISHus!! Did yoo put sumthing speshul in it???

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stagehanddan

June 7th, 2008 at 3:04 am

ob coarse, a little rum, a little vanilla, a little cinnamonon, a little moar rum.

better test the rum while I’m at it.

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kafleen

June 7th, 2008 at 3:28 am

Yes, yes… *donkee frowns seriously and nods solemnly* I highly

recommend intense inspection….

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martoonie

June 7th, 2008 at 3:44 am

Hmm, ai’m nawt shoor rum is good for donkeys. U bedder has dis parfait insted.

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mary O'Spockn

June 7th, 2008 at 4:38 am

yess! adn WaffuLs! wantz p’cahns in dose?

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kafleen

June 7th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

Awwww….u gais is watchin owt furr me….

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Why, yes…I wud lub sum parfait…an peecanny waffulls!!

Doan wurree, I is stayin way frum dat bad ole rum!

(Butt I can has an e-sniff, rite?)

I has a littul present furr u, Mary O…

kidsturncentral.com/cards/jun7-8868913...

*snurts and runs*

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no 1 in particular

June 7th, 2008 at 4:30 pm

*bebbeh kitteh* hmm…*kureeus bebbeh kitteh eyez* dare ai? izzit gud foar liddlol kiddletz tew seez?…*bebbeh kitteh wunderz*…shud ai go ask momcat, oar shud ai ask auntee kafleen…hmm…ai willz git it strayt frum teh donkeez mowf.

Ohai, Auntee kafleen! iz teh linkee sayf foar kureeus kittenz lyk mee tew see?

kafleen

June 7th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

Oh, hevvens, YES! Is safee furr a 4 y.o.!! U cans go looky!

Butt doan tell! Is funnee secret! Let Mary O find out!!

*gigguls sneekilee*

no 1 in particular

June 7th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

:shock: snerk! :lol:

mary O'Spockn

June 7th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCK!!

dONKee! wy i otter…

*wipesuptehdripses*

*pondurz wot to dew*

:cool:

kafleen

June 7th, 2008 at 7:10 pm

BWAHAHAHHAHAAHAHH!!!!!!!

(onlookers , there is a better clicky link below dat Janet has

so thotfullee provided)

bamahern

June 7th, 2008 at 7:11 pm

weighty minnits!

summuvuz dumt leik that keind uv theengz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM_0qZTeAjI

bamahern

June 7th, 2008 at 7:37 pm

i doughnut leikz fingz whut goez “Sploodgy-splat”

tehy sai harm kan kum 2 a yung mann keik taht!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM_0qZTeAjI

bamahern

June 7th, 2008 at 7:48 pm

wuz phunny einz - phunny twicet

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

June 7th, 2008 at 6:35 pm

LOL!! Kafleen!!

http://www.kidsturncentral.com/cards/jun7-8868913374.htm

ai hope this werks - then no wun has to copy n’ payste!

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kafleen

June 7th, 2008 at 7:11 pm

Tanks, Janet! :P

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mary O'Spockn

June 7th, 2008 at 4:37 am

stagehandden- yew givs POPTARTS & hotCHOKLIT?? hmmmm. dere’s sum stagehands i noes wot needs sum trainin frum you!

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stagehanddan

June 7th, 2008 at 5:50 am

er. prop-tart sry. one who handles or works props.

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mary O'Spockn

June 7th, 2008 at 6:13 am

i likes my vershun better!

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stagehanddan

June 7th, 2008 at 6:17 am

I would preferr your version as well. tastee

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kafleen

June 7th, 2008 at 3:26 am

Sumbodee sed dat? How crass.

Dat deserves a bonk over the head and the DUH AWARD OF THE YEAR.

I have never seen such festivities on here and I guess I’ve been coming here

about a year or more now. It was better than I could have dreamed. And it

wasn’t even that one thread. People were getting started the night before.

Who cares, indeed? An the answer is…EBBREEWUN!

BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

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Kayjoy

June 7th, 2008 at 8:58 am

i luvs mr. tinycarrot

thanx,s.t.e.n.d.

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lunarmommy

June 7th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

yes, taht wuz verry kyoot. mr. tinycarrot :)

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kafleen

June 7th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

Aw….s.t.e.n.d. sed sumteeng cyoooote!!!! ooooooh, owr pweshuss stendee

wendee made a cyoooteee!!! *rubs stend’s hed* issunt dat juss sooooo

sweeeeeet???? Dat jusss meks mee wunt too gib stend a Grate! Big! Smoo-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :arrow: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

THAT WAS THE SOUND OF A DONKEY HAVING ITS @$$ KICKED OFF A CLIFF.

/back to our regularly scheduled programming.

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

June 7th, 2008 at 2:51 am

OOOPS!!! Manee dansing Conga Ratz to YOOO, sombra!! cSmall iz designing VEREEE speshul costyooms fur tehm!! But ai dont think tehy ar waring tehm today yet! ;)

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Daisy the Curly Cat

June 7th, 2008 at 12:01 am

Hare, hare!

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sombra

June 7th, 2008 at 12:03 am

Cogratulations! Hoppy Caturdai!

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Daisy the Curly Cat

June 7th, 2008 at 12:07 am

Concatulatulashuns to yoos!

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gibbocat

June 7th, 2008 at 12:30 am

Welkum 2 teh Tybooteek awn diz awspishus Caturdai!!

Concatchewlacez and chilld choklit martooneez 4 yew awl!

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Lyanthya

June 7th, 2008 at 12:03 am

Congratshoelaces, somba an Daisy! Whut drink an dans yu wunt?

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sombra

June 7th, 2008 at 12:06 am

Haz tu bee karut jus and the Bunny Hop!

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Lyanthya

June 7th, 2008 at 12:17 am

Ob korse! Heer am sum karut joos!

*dansdansdans*

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stagehanddan

June 7th, 2008 at 1:14 am

damnit, earwurm. gonna have this one all day……

da, de, da-da-da-da, hop hop hop

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Tidmum

June 7th, 2008 at 12:14 am

Wh00t!! Wh00t!!!

Ohai Lyantha :grin:

Is yoo recubbered frum the trip akross teh pond?

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Ambercat

June 7th, 2008 at 12:33 am

Ooh, Lyantha is a Britpeep nao! An can joyn teh Ex-clue-sieve band ob Caturdai Mornin, furst-posters. We is fyoo but we is imp or tent - we yooshully start teh Big Brekfast…..Ai’s got

Appul juse

Baycon (Inglish baycon!)

Crumpets

D…

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Tidmum

June 7th, 2008 at 12:36 am

Donuts

Eggs-any way

Fried bred

G..

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Ambercat

June 7th, 2008 at 12:49 am

Ginniss - cos Ly is in Iesland

Hunny

Iescreem

J…

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Tidmum

June 7th, 2008 at 1:00 am

Jellied eels

Krakkers

Lemmun Curd

M..

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Ambercat

June 7th, 2008 at 1:05 am

Ai’s nawt commin too yur haus for brekfast!

Marmyt

Nutella

Orinjes

P…

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stagehanddan

June 7th, 2008 at 1:11 am

PG Tips (good tea)

Quite a runny egg (with soldiers)

Raisin Scone

Sausages (at yr own risk)

T…

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martoonie

June 7th, 2008 at 1:17 am

Toste

Um….. let’s moov awn to

Very crispee bakun

W…

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mugglemary

June 7th, 2008 at 1:39 am

watery porrige

xtra krispee bakun

yellow jello

zesty (brand name) saltines

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

June 7th, 2008 at 2:24 am

LOL!!! Ai wud laik to com fur brekfast!! but Tidmum???? Jellied eelz?? Ar yoo shur??

An Ambercat - marmite?? Ai - purrsonally - hav nebber taysted it, not ebe n smeeled it. But it certainly “gort” the pleh revues frum just about ebreebuddee!

But.. .sumwun must laik it, oar tehy wudn’t bee selling it! Iz taht sumone-

YOO??? :D

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Phillipe d'Beaker

June 7th, 2008 at 2:27 am

ohai Janet — ai am sorry ai disappeared last night (my time) during the big crisis wif the space-time inversion at the birfday party. Ai had to leave my office and cudn’t get back into internet connexsion until this morning. I posted something at the end of the birthday picture thread. It wuz certainly a fun and exciting party. I wuz glad to find this morning that yew had escaped the tornado.

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

June 7th, 2008 at 2:48 am

LOL!! Mee too! an ai know! Traing to hav an advenchur wehn wun ov teh major player iz at werk can bee REEEELLEEE trikee! But we sumhao - ai STILL dont know waht reelee happened there - an ai eggspect no wun duZ - managed to get ebreewun bak safelee.

Eggscept Mary! Teh last ai saw - she still wudn’t eet teh chawklit!

:D

stagehanddan

June 7th, 2008 at 2:51 am

mary fight dirty, berry dirty

Phillipe d'Beaker

June 7th, 2008 at 3:56 am

um, the wun that won’t eat chawkclit is MaisNon. Looks similar to our own MaisOui, but is different. Just like JanetNoYouCannotHasAnyKittehs, and the LolCatBenefactor, and otters. They seem to have recovered. MaisNon, non so much. hmmm.

MaisNon

June 7th, 2008 at 4:41 am

*spoken with French accent*

I do not understand why you people are this way.

*genteel hrumph*

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kafleen

June 7th, 2008 at 3:29 am

*snurt*

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Phillipe d'Beaker

June 7th, 2008 at 3:54 am

hey!! kafleen!!!

sum days ago (no, this is not a time-travel sichuashion, nawt to wurry) there was a picture called sumthing like “pocket fire fox” — little baby fox in a riding helmet. I left a message there, particularly relevant to your interests — had to do with an otter photo on the site where the baby fox photo came from. I’ve been waiting to see you out here at a conveneennt time to send a reminder. if you haven’t, you should go look. srsly.

kthxbai

smammie

June 7th, 2008 at 4:01 am

snert…Aye noa ob wut u speek… beri gud fotoz…Aye thawt ob Kafleen tu…

kafleen

June 7th, 2008 at 3:06 pm

I saw dat odd littul donkee photo…dat wun? Dat wuz interesting…

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Tidmum

June 7th, 2008 at 5:18 am

Ay nawt cummin to my howse neever!!!! :lol: :lol:

Jellied eels-PLEH!!!!!

I puttid it down cuz iz a ‘delikassee’ in Iyreland an Skawtland an Lunnon

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idansdansdans

June 7th, 2008 at 5:33 am

Heer Tidmum. I madid tihs lol a wile ago 4 owr cheezfrenz in TTI. I fink tihs is a gud tyme 4 it to make an appeerance. See wut U fink!!!

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=997346

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tidmum

June 7th, 2008 at 11:54 am

Haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Funneh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I kin jess imagin himz eetin a makky D!!! :lol:

Fanks idansdansdans!!!

.

Whispurs— himz nawt lib tew far frum heer. Camilla has a howse bowt 3 milols frum heer too. We sees her dribin arown sumtymes.

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eeckthecat

June 7th, 2008 at 11:59 am

Wow….when did he turn into his father ????

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idansdansdans

June 7th, 2008 at 3:23 pm

*wispers* I fink we awl turn into owr parents….. Eeeek!

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kafleen

June 7th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

U meen I’m gonna grow a

idansdansdans

June 7th, 2008 at 4:35 pm

Wut!? Wut!? Don’t kiip meh in suspinderz!!!! Wut???

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Ambercat

June 7th, 2008 at 8:51 am

Yah but, tehy is awl heethurn playses (sry, Klolz an Ly’s Paul an Annipuss an enneewun els Ai’s forgetted)

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tidmum

June 7th, 2008 at 10:50 am

:grin:

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

June 7th, 2008 at 11:36 am

*ahem* Yoo furgette paws4thot (eben if he isn’t heer nao, ai hav teh ohai hoeps tath he mite com bak sumtime) an Kermette from Ireland (she’s still heer - she’s just moastlee lurkin! Thot we wudnt notiss she wuzn’t heer!!) - an annieluvprinties, hoo iz Scottish but lives, ai think, in Manchester.

Am - - iz taht AWL????? Wai don’t we hav moar peepl frum teh heehurn

playses!

HELLLLLOOOOOOO OUT TEHRE!!! PEEPLE FRUM TEH HEETHURN PLAYSES!!1 WAI AREN’T YOO HEER?????

Doo yoo think tath will doo eet???? :D

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eeckthecat

June 7th, 2008 at 11:43 am

Iffin it duzznt,den teh peeps jus ain’t tryin to heer !!!

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

June 7th, 2008 at 11:54 am

Oh NOOOOOOOEEEESSSSS!!! Stoopee STOOPEE Wed Press just eated mai meessaj!!!

tidmum

June 7th, 2008 at 11:58 am

*pats Dame Janet gentlee awn teh arm. Tehre tehre Janet.

Hab a chokklit hob nob.*

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

June 7th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

OOOOO!! chokklit hob nob!!! Ai hasn’t scene wun ov those in a lawng teim!

Yumm!! Ai think. Ai haz nebber had wun - but - lawng ago - ai think it wuz Sj an Ambercat, we had a hole big thing abawt teh hob nobs.

‘Twas verree funnee - but ai cudn’t find it nao. ;)

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

June 7th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

OH!! darn. ai ment :(

tidmum

June 7th, 2008 at 12:08 pm

Wen Kenna wented tew Jermanee,she had tew tayke gifts fer teh Fambly she bissited.

She took an assortment ob Ingerlish Bikkies,incloodin teh hob

nobs an digestives. :grin: an sum Twynings Tea.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

June 7th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

Ai LUVS teh Twynings Tea!! Sum yeers ago, wehn Canada still had teh Armee in Germanee an Frawnce, we wud go to teh Canadian PX an get bagz full ov awl kinds ov Twynings - fur reel cheep!!

An teh Erl Grey iz mai moast favoriet - but iz must be blended in teh TTI! Teh awso blend it in Atlanta fur “Marry Can” taysts - an iz nawt neerlee so gud. Wehn ai furst cayme hoam, ai dint know tath, an cudden’t figure aut wai it taysted “nawt rite.”

tidmum

June 7th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

I lubs Twynings Earl Grey :grin:

Iz so delicat an refreshing. We gots Twynings Everyday Tea at teh momunt.

Tea an Shortbread Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn drooooooooollllllll!!!

eeckthecat

June 7th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

Shortbread…nommmmm!

Ai finks ai haz awl teh ingreedients to mayke sum….

Iz too hawt to bayke,tho.

tidmum

June 7th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

Yoo needs a hansum yung neerlee nekkid fan boy or a Punkah Wallah tewkeep yoo cool inna kichin.-But mebbee yoo will get a bit hot an bovvered if hansum neerlee nekkid men be in teh kichin? :wink:

eeckthecat

June 7th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

8)

(hope teh smilee werks…ai jus lernded how!)

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

June 7th, 2008 at 12:43 pm

mebbee??? mebbee hot an bovvered with the neerlee nekkid men in teh kichin???? LOL!!!

Wif a fan?

But eecktc iz rite. It iz kwite hawt - an verree hewmid heer! Teh fans. . .we hav.

Teh hansum neerlee nekkid men? Nope!! :(

eeckthecat

June 7th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

Oh,wells….ai will haf to make do wif jus 4 floofy kittehs….iz(almos) as gud!!

idansdansdans

June 7th, 2008 at 3:28 pm

Nearlee nekkid yung gai in kitchen iz fine.. Mai frendz hubbi jus’ retyred an she sais itz like habbin a piano in teh kichen!! :lol:

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

June 7th, 2008 at 12:02 pm

Ai trais again! *sigh* *beeg breth!* OK

IF yoo counts part peeple, tehn there ar menee moar! Ai maiself an !/4th Irish, gibbocat iz, ai think - 1/4th eech Irish/Scottish/Ingerlish/an Welsh. Iz Wales a heethrun playce??? Taht wud meen he iz awnlee 1/4th civilizeded! LOL!!

An jimmba iz 1/4th Skawtish. An there must bee menee moar!!! Purrrhaps tehy will nao bee coming aut ov teh woodwerk!! ;)

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catsablanca

June 7th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

Mee tew, mee tew!! 1/8th Irish awn Momcat’s syde nd 1/8th Irish awn Dadcat’s syde, sew Ai’m 1/4 Irish. Momcat’s syde iz frum County Wicklow. Ai gotz tew bisit Iyreland lazt yaer….5 daes jest wuzn’t lawng enuf (neiver wuz 2 daes en Lundun). Newgrange (ober 5000 yrs owld) wuz (fur lak ob a beddur frase) totully awsum!!!

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Moppel

June 7th, 2008 at 12:32 am

thro next egg, plz.

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ScotchAndMoreScotch

June 7th, 2008 at 12:59 am

wate.. wate… i swarez i haz to sneez but it wont kome owt.

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stagehanddan

June 7th, 2008 at 1:12 am

look at the light lil’ bunny

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idansdansdans

June 7th, 2008 at 2:25 am

Pull a noze hare!

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

June 7th, 2008 at 2:26 am

LOL!!! HAO menee teims hav ai said taht!!! ??? ROFL!!!

Well - nawt teh “lil’ bunny part!! :D

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stagehanddan

June 7th, 2008 at 2:40 am

yeah, the lite trick nebberr wurk fer mii

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martoonie

June 7th, 2008 at 3:45 am

Mai sneezies is kummin owt. Hay feever - ai has it.

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@_@

June 7th, 2008 at 1:12 am

What @_@

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GenEX the Hareoic

June 7th, 2008 at 1:27 am

Pachi pachi pachi-desu!

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ScotchAndMoreScotch

June 7th, 2008 at 1:29 am

i has a headake diiiiiis big, n is skreamin 4 xcederin

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mugglemary

June 7th, 2008 at 1:41 am

teenee tinee bunnie eerz, teenee tinee bunnie paws, teenee tinee bunnie fase,

uh

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!

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stagehanddan

June 7th, 2008 at 2:10 am

first tiime deployment, lessee

*klaxon* “We need CCC stat to obnox. kyoot bun-bun”

sweep-sweep-sweeeeeeep

scoop (gently)

tippe-toe…………….and pour (wit care)

gaff-tape (I am a stagehand after all)

floofie black velvet blankie

cuppa (your choice mary)

wanna chockie?

*whew*

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fifi rockefeller

June 7th, 2008 at 2:27 am

Yur nawt-sekkund reskoo responze?

Well done, sir. Didn’t miss any steps.

Plz to be accepting this certificate of accomplishment to place in yur personnel file; it iz gud for 4 CEU’s.

f.r.

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stagehanddan

June 7th, 2008 at 2:42 am

dank-u, I try, nod wandt to miss anydingk

wazza CEU (cyoot emergency unit?)

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fifi rockefeller

June 7th, 2008 at 3:22 am

CEU’s IRL are Continuing Education Units. You need a certain number each year to comply with licensing requirements. It helps to keep a professional “current” in their field with privacy laws, ethics, new techniques, CPR, state law updates, or business trends.

.

Did you see in Yahoo News somebody spelled it as “Educaiton” on 300+ high school diplomas? Somebuddy git me a lolspeek magnet! WANT!

.

Cyoot Emergencee Unit werks for me. Plz to add new entry in lolspeek dikshunairy? Kthxbai. f.r.

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stagehanddan

June 7th, 2008 at 2:43 am

maht need the CCC to remain on station, thaht is one dangerously cyoot bunneh.

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Missy

June 7th, 2008 at 3:00 am

Yer rite Stagehanddan, it wud be hare-braynd to remoove CCC wen such kyoot is sew close…bettur re-charg it!

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Annipuss

June 7th, 2008 at 3:57 am

Ai onlee just manijd 2 avoyd splortin bai puttin mai spaer hand on mai hedd.

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cweenmj

June 7th, 2008 at 8:02 am

U haz a spare hand?

*finking: left, rite, spare. Hmmmm. Cud kum in handee.*

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idansdansdans

June 7th, 2008 at 8:14 am

*handee—snerk*

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catsablanca

June 7th, 2008 at 2:26 pm

I fink Dan haz 3 handz: left, rite nd stage.

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stagehanddan

June 7th, 2008 at 2:35 pm

nice

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catsablanca

June 7th, 2008 at 6:06 pm

Ai’ll bett a 3rd wun wuld coem en handee (noe pun ntended) en ur lyne ob werk.

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mugglemary

June 8th, 2008 at 12:44 am

oh tankyooo berry mush stagehand, ai hads to leaf werk wiht mai brayns all over teh plays and hard to drive teh car taht way. Ai fink ai has a nice cuppa tihs yummy not merican tee and ai haves teh chockie bunniee ( it mus be ! )

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D.R.

June 7th, 2008 at 2:17 am

It’s a little early to rehearse for the Easter Parade, fella…

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Salz

June 7th, 2008 at 2:23 am

My favourite lolcat evah!

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Eleanor

June 7th, 2008 at 2:51 am

Bunneh’s rul teh whol pwanet!!

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idansdansdans

June 7th, 2008 at 2:57 am

Hmmm…. I’m finkin taht mebee tihs pic iz frum teh cheezes ‘cawse tehy wuz wachin an sew prowd ov teh luving come unity tehy haz created.

Nawt 2 menshun teh brillyant, wundrus an awsum birfdai party , given bai her loyal subjeks, 2 homur owr Grand Dame–JanetCanHas 4Kittehs..

*curtseez berry low*

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poohbear3931

June 7th, 2008 at 3:06 am

Mai sunkitteh iz @ unibursity at UEA (Norwich, in TTI). Teh campoos iz h00ge & full ofs teenie tinie wabbits like tihs wun! Tehy wuz doing an exp… epur… trying to see how to make lots’n'lots of lolwabbits 4 feeding teh hungwy people in teh wurld an teh wabbits escaped an did wot wabbits do best. Noa tehre be wabbits eberywhere. Wabbits in teh bar, wabbits digging up teh ziggurats (ziggurats iz fam00s @ UEA), wabbits in y00r hare…

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martoonie

June 7th, 2008 at 4:02 am

Tehy was doin an egg spear mint to find owt how to make bunnies? An mai taxes are payin for dis? Dey only had to aks an ai wudda told tehm how bunnies is maded!

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poohbear3931

June 7th, 2008 at 5:39 am

Tihs wuz 4 feeding teh paw peeps in Per00 (so taht tehy doan hav 2 nom guineapiggies noa moor). Teh lolwabbits wuz in a speshul paddoky tihng butt tehy eskapedidid. Martoonie, how iz bunnehs maded? I’z not sh00re…

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leosmom

June 7th, 2008 at 9:10 am

ai studiededed it in maffamatics class. They multiply.

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stagehanddan

June 7th, 2008 at 9:11 am

or debide, and concore

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catsablanca

June 7th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

*Snerk!

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Ambercat

June 7th, 2008 at 4:30 am

do tehy still tell teh storee ob teh peep hoo droev a mini daon teh steps @UEA? Happened teh yeer Bfore mai big sis went tehre - a leg end ed lee.

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poohbear3931

June 7th, 2008 at 5:33 am

Tehy iz allus doin tihs kind of exper…eggsperi… trying t00 discubber wut will happenz wen teh cars an bicyclols an aeroplades goa downe teh steps an into teh funtane ~ spl00sh!

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Spring

June 7th, 2008 at 9:50 am

sounds like tribbles….

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diva

June 7th, 2008 at 4:13 am

Standin obashun. I haz it.

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F3nNec

June 7th, 2008 at 4:35 am

cyut! =D

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@_@

June 7th, 2008 at 4:41 am

Loik da lovlay ^.^ it hitz da bunie ^.^

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Sakee

June 7th, 2008 at 4:51 am

Mah brudda from anudda mudda jus splorted. Grooooss

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LOLDemon

June 7th, 2008 at 5:05 am

N-kays n-e-wun wuz wunderin, lolbunz iz eekwulee kaypubul of kawzin teh hedsplortz. Liek sew.

::SPLORT!::

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Sakee

June 7th, 2008 at 6:14 am

Yipez! Kallz teh CCC! STAT!

*Pickz up brayns and kleens dem.

Putz dem in LOLDemon hed

Tonz of duckytape

Givz LOLDemon wrm blankee and lotz offa hot choklit*

Better nau?

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idansdansdans

June 7th, 2008 at 6:27 am

Gee wizzerz Sakee, gud fing U wuz close 2LOLdemon an hers dat cwiet “silent butt dedly”, splort! Grate job on teh brane fixin.. nise an kleen, too!

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LOLDemon

June 7th, 2008 at 7:48 am

Fank u kaindleem Sakee. Betur maek dat coeld chawklit melk,tho; iz hawt owt tudey!

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Kamilla

June 7th, 2008 at 6:29 am

KUH-YOOT!!!!!!!

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CheshireKittehKat

June 7th, 2008 at 8:19 am

Sumeboddee snappeded teh foto ov tihs liddel bun-bun, hoo wuz syttyng

unnotissed at Janet’s Birfdai partee;

Hims wuz syttyng frunt rowe centre adn fureeuuslee klappyng hims floofee liddel pawses; kleerley hims wuz njoeying hisseylfe treemehnduuslee;

A thotfull CheezePeep gibbed hims a playtefull ov greenes, karrots, lehtuss, kabbidge, adn cehlaree; hims wuz veree happee adn haddez a veree guud tiem!!!

:lol:

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kafleen

June 7th, 2008 at 4:27 pm

awwwwwwwww

lots ub bunn bunns ebbreeware like dat…..

{{{{{{dose bunn bunns}}}}}}}}

If u noe wutt I mean. ♥

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CheshireKittehKat

June 8th, 2008 at 10:56 am

:lol:

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Werdycnan

June 7th, 2008 at 9:18 am

*klapz fuzzy paws foar bunnehz proformanse!*

YAY FOAR TEH BUNNEH!

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diane

June 7th, 2008 at 9:33 am

me no use de language…..just want to say—-HOW CYOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!

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Duffy

June 7th, 2008 at 11:31 am

Ohai Diane!

Dis yr furst poste? Welcum!! Yu no need to tawk lolspeak - tho yu did pritty gud for no-kapeesh. If yu lieks teh littul lifes liek bunnehs an kittehs, we likes yu!

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Duffy

June 7th, 2008 at 11:34 am

I thinks dis bunneh saw teh preeius pikshur and is applawdin.

BECOS HE CANT VOTE WIS RAETBURGURS.

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Grace

June 7th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

Wet mwe ientwodutce mieselp. I am a beig bwack kwitty kwat. I wike to miow.

Miow, miow, miow…

bow,wow.

*Gasp*

Mian… A’m speeekin’ doggie agaien. Awww… Whey mee????

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catsablanca

June 7th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

Bcuz ur bilingal! Taht’s bery speshul!

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burfday fairy

June 7th, 2008 at 3:23 pm

wel, iz a bit late, but janet’s burfday parti yesturdae wuz so much fun it wud be fun to evreeday on teh not-sekond pikshur of teh day to sayz a HAPPEE BURFDAY!!1!! to all teh cheezfrenz an lolfrenz an eben teh lurkurs (an eben teh trollz) hoo habz burfdays taht day. so, late in teh day, let me say HAPPEE BURFDAY to ebreewun hoo haz teh burfday today!! (kant do teh confettiz, but heer’s a choklit cake :D )

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kafleen

June 7th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

Yesh.

I wish I knew EBBREEBUDDEES birfday so I cud sillybrate dem all. :(

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

June 8th, 2008 at 2:50 am

O HAI burfday fairy!! *gigglol* Waht ai Beeyootiful avatar yoo have!! Look laik a fairy crown!! ;) Well - it DUZ!!

An waht a gud Idea. an espeshullee fur teh deer lurkerz. Tehy say there ar HUNDREDS ov them - maybee THOUSANDS eben! An we cannawt know wehn they ar having teh birthday!

An oh WOW!! Chonklit cake ebree day?????? OH mai. LOL!! Ai furgot!! Teh chonklit caeks heer - speshulle those wif teh buttercreeem frosting - hav NO caloreez. Zip! None!! nada! Teh beeg zero!!

Let teh sillee brayting begin!!! {{{{burfday fairy}}}}

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Spartan117

June 7th, 2008 at 4:54 pm

Lol the clappity clappity thing made me laugh =P

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bamahern

June 7th, 2008 at 7:24 pm

phunnie komments about katz = sryius comenz about janet

perty shur iz teh saem fing..

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Kevin

June 8th, 2008 at 9:35 am

I’m in your field, picking my nose

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Katzo

June 9th, 2008 at 2:10 am

ZOMG!BUNNYSOCUTE! SPLORT!

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Melissa

June 9th, 2008 at 10:11 am

Credut for teh pitchur shud go to: Tanja Askani

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Sandy

June 9th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

Clappity Clappity!! LOL So cute and so funny. :D

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HANNAH

June 15th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Animol

July 5th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

2 cute 2 b tru

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Jackie

July 11th, 2008 at 10:05 pm

In tight competitonz with gerbil has donut for cuteist evah.

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  1. It's part of the humor of the site: lolspeak.

    I don't think there's a built in thing there, which is why I haven't dared replying there yet since I'm not sure I could pull off "proper" lolspeak :P

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